Short Fat Fannie

I was slippin' and slidin' with a long tall Sally
Peekin' and a hidin', duck back in the alley
Don't wanna rip it up,don't wanna dance with Annie
I've got a brand new lover, name is Short Fat Fannie.

One day while I was visit'n at Heartbreak Hotel
That's where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell
I told her that I loved her and I'd never leave
She put her arms around me, gave me fever.

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She's my tutti fruiti, I love the child so
She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go
Whenever I'm around her I'm on my P's and G's
She might step on my blue suede shoes.

Well, at a honky tonk party just the other night
Fannie got jealous and she started a fight
At the club I was dancin' with Mary Lou
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue.

* Short Fat Fannie, she's my hearts desire
Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire
On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill
Now we're so happy and I love her still.

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