Pussy

[Verse 1:]
Too big, too small
Size does matter, after all
Zu groß, zu klein
Er könnte etwas größer sein
Mercedes Benz und Autobahn
Alleine in das Ausland fahren
Reise Reise, Fahrvergnügen
Ich will nur Spaß, mich nicht verlieben.

[Bridge:]
Just a little bit...
Just a little bitch...

[Chorus:]
You've got a pussy
I have a dick ahh
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now
Before it's too late
Life is too short, I can't wait!
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany!

[Verse 2:]
Too short, to tall
It doesn't matter, one size fits all
Zu groß, zu klein
Der Schlagbaum sollte oben sein!
Schönes Fräulein, Lust auf mehr?
Blitzkrieg mit dem Fleischgewehr!
Schnaps im Kopf, du holde Braut
Steck Bratwurst in dein Sauerkraut.

[Bridge:]
Just a little bit...
Be my little bitch...

[Chorus:]
You've got a pussy
I have a dick ahh
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now
Before it's too late
Life is too short, I can't wait!
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany!

[Outro:]
Germany! Germany!