Uber Pussy

[Intro:]
Hello, this is taxi
Hello, I would like to schedule you to come pick me up, as I am on the prowl for pussy
Very good, I come pick you up now?
That would be much appreciated, I am very, very horny.

[Verse:]
Pussy, pussy, give me that pussy
Pussy, pussy, I need that pussy
I eat the pussy
I beat the pussy
I pray to the pussy
I'm gay for the pussy
Your Uber is here
Now give me the pussy
No cash no credit
Now also let me see the pussy.

[Verse 2:]
I'm on that prowl for pussy
I need the pussy
I feed the pussy
I keep the pussy
I read the pussy
I clean the pussy
I cream the pussy
I need the pussy
My wife divorced me
And I'm very, very sad
And I'm going through a mid-life crisis
Pussy, pussy, give me that pussy
Pussy, pussy, I need that pussy
I need to nut
I need to nut, I need to nut
In a nice 'lil pussy
Squeeze the titties, touch my willy
And it will get hard
And she will scream.

(passionate ad-libs)[?]

[Verse 3:]
Indian pussy, Asian pussy
Brown pussy, black pussy
White pussy, pink pussy,
Pastrami sandwich pussy
All kinds of pussy, all kinds of pussy
I love every kind of pussy
I need to nut, I need to nut
I need to nut, right now
I need to nut, I need to nut
I'm gonna bust right now
With consent.

[Outro:]
Sometimes I play with my willy, and the white stuff come out!