Sincerely, Me

Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight.

Why would you write that?
I'm just trying to tell the truth
You know what? If you aren't going to take this seriously
Okay you need to calm yourself!

This has to be perfect, okay?
The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic
There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another.

Let's go back
In fact, it's something quite beautiful
Let's go back Jared!
I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard
Hard?
Has been bad
Bad?
Has been rough
Kinky!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up
I like my parents
Who says that?

I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright.

Smoking drugs
Just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all! It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him
You are just cute as a freaking button
If I stop smoking crack
Crack?!

If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see.

It's all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want
to be sincerely, me.

Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!

Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees
No!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Ridiculous!

Dude I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
I can see
Just wait and see.

It's all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely, me.

My sister's hot
What the hell?
My bad
Dear Evan Hansen, thanks for every note you send
Dear Connor Murphy, I'm just glad to be your friend
Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond.

But not because we're Gay
No not because we're gay
We're close, but not that way
The only man that I love is my dad.

Well anyway
You're getting better everyday
I'm getting better everyday
We're getting better everyday
Hey hey hey hey!

It's all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be sincerely
Miss you dearly.

Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me.