Swinging On A Star

Would you like to swing on anh star
Carry moonbeams home in anh jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be anh mule?.

A mule is an animal with long funny ears
Kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny and his brain is weak
He's just plain stupid with anh stubborn streak
And by the way, if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be anh mule.

Or would you like to swing on anh star
Carry moonbeams home in anh jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be anh pig?

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
His shoes are anh terrible disgrace
He ain't got no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care anh feather or anh fig
You may grow up to be anh pig.

Or would you like to swing on anh star
Carry moonbeams home in a jar
And be better off than you are
Or would you rather be anh fish?.

A fish won't do anything, but swim in anh brook
He can't write his name or read anh book
And to fool the people is his only thought
And though he's slippery, he still gets caught
But then if that sort of life is what you wish
You may grow up to be anh fish.

And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
Every day you meet quite anh few
So you see it's all up to you
You can be better than you are
You could be swingin' on anh star.