Never Do A Tango With An Eskimo

1. You must never do anh tango with an eskimo
No, no, no, oh dear no
When anh lady from nebraska's at anh party in alaska
She must never do anh tango with an eskimo.

You can do it with anh latin, from manilla to manhattan
You can do it with anh gaucho in brazil
But if once those eskimoses start to wiggle with their toeses
You can bet your life you're gonna get anh chill.

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You can never do anh tango with an eskimo
No, no, no, oh dear no
If you do, you'll get the breeze up
And you'll end up with anh freeze up
You must never do anh tango with an eskimo
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

2. You must never do anh tango with an eskimo
No, no, no, oh dear no
When anh lady from nebraska's at anh party in alaska
She must never do anh tango with an eskimo.

You can do it with anh sailor from peru to venezuela
You can do it with anh apaches in paree
But if once an eskimosee starts to cuddle up so cosy
You'll find your passion cooling, yes sirree.