Tengoku to Jigoku

Aiya shibaraku!
Totsuzen desuga, anata no mijikai jinsei ga
Nokosu tokoro mo tatta no mikka de
Makuhiki, shuuryou to narimashita

Hajimemashou ka, dai ni no jinsei!
"shigo no sekai" koso honban sa!
Warui akuma no ichioshi nara kore!
Bad de fool na jigoku no juunin koosu!

Jigoku raifu wa mainichi kaitekisa
Nijuuyon jikan, welcome hanzai da!
No crime, no life!!
"tsumi no harai" wa raise ni tsukete ne
Imasugu, go to hell?

Oide
Kenka ni poisute, mitsubai, goutou,
Akugyou habikoru jigoku made
Enma mo furueru warusa wo shimashou
"hodoyoku" da nante namanurui

Shosen, jinsei=gyanburu katedomo makedomo
Ikitsuku saigo wa abikyoukan!
Kubi shime kaikan banjii janpu de
Jigoku no soko made ochitekoi, saa!

Oyobi deshou ka?
Oisaki mijikai, aware na mayoeru kohitsuji-sa~n?
Jimide saenai mobu na anata nimo
Juujitsu raise wo oyakusokushima~su

Hajimemashou ne, dai ni no jinsei!
Sou to kimareba, "zen" wa isoge!
Pyua na tenshi no osusume nara kore!
Good de luck na tengoku eijuu kousu!

Donna akuji mo "issai" yurushimasen
Nijuuyon jikan, kanpeki tousei raifu!
Stop!! No more crime!! No more trouble!!
Kami no gozen de chikai wo tatetara
Imasugu, go to heaven?

Oide
Chikoku ni karipaku, yokukashi, rorikon
Zettai sasenai tengoku e!
Warusa wo shitanara, oshiokishichau zo?
"yarisugi......(((ﾟдﾟ;)))" kurai ga choudo ii ○

Shosen, jinsei gyanburu katedomo makedomo
Ikitsuku saigo wa mina, shouten!
Eaa "jakku to mame no ki" mousou kibun de
Tengoku kaidan hai nobore, saa!

Murimonai desu, hajimete no koto nara
Oki ga sumu made nayameba ii desu yoo~?
Koukaishinai michi wo erabimasho!
Anata no sekinin de!

Shosen, tengoku jigoku no
Docchi e ittemo kekkyoku, hontou wa onaji koto!
Donna ni jikkuri nayanda tokoro de...
Shinderu koto ni wa kawaranai!

Sore ja,
Taian, nikochuu, mitsuyu ni, gousatsu
Akugyouzanmai jigoku made
Ima dake! Pointo juubai tsukemasu!
Fusei mo wairo mo daikangei!

Iie!
Dotakyan, katsuage, yoasobi, rorikon
Shindemo sasenai tengoku e!
Ima nara tokubetsu! Nanimo nakutemo
Oshiokishichau zo? Goumon de

Sore de?
Docchi wo erabu no? Ore desho? Watashi yo!
Saa saa, kimete yo?! Hora, hayaku!
Sorosoro, koroai! Fainaru ansaa?
Are, moshikashite...
Hitochigai......? Maa!

Gonin de taihen shitsureishimashita!
Sore de wa, sayonara!
Mata kondo!