Treasure Chest Party Quest (16th Century Version)

[Verse 1:]
Five hundred years ago when I was born
I crawled from the womb with a drinking horn
I held it to the sky in my tiny metal hand
And got real drunk before I could stand
Well, ever since that day, I followed the code
Of stealing all your treasure and living on the road
Now we've come to your city with nothing more to say
Let's drink and party the Alestorm way.

[Chorus:]
We're only here to have fun, get drunk
And make loads of money
'Cause nothing else matters to me
We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns
And live for the party
Come with us and soon you will see
We're only here to have fun, get drunk
And make loads of money
'Cause nothing else matters to me
We're only here to get lit, talk shit
And drink all your whiskey
Come with us and soon you will see
We're only here to have fun
Treasure chest party quest
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, hey
Treasure chest party quest.

[Verse 2:]
In my Lamborghini, flintlock by my side
Stealing loads of treasure on I-95
Drinking margaritas in the Caribbean sea
A pirate's life is the only life for me
Well, you know we sold out a long time ago
Now we're ready for the money, the hookers, and the blow
So we've come to your city with nothing more to say
Let's drink and party the Alestorm way.

[Chorus:]
We're only here to have fun, get drunk
And make loads of money
'Cause nothing else matters to me
We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns
And live for the party
Come with us and soon you will see
We're only here to have fun, get drunk
And make loads of money
'Cause nothing else matters to me
We're only here to get lit, talk shit
And drink all your whiskey
Come with us and soon you will see
We're only here to have fun
Treasure chest party quest
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, hey
Treasure chest party quest.

[Bridge:]
I set fire to the sky
You're all going to die
So raise up your rum
We're here to have fun
We ride 'cross the waves
Forever we'll sail
There's nothing to say
So get down and pray
The quest starts today.

[Chorus:]
We're only here to have fun, get drunk
And make loads of money
'Cause nothing else matters to me
We're only here to drink rum, shoot guns
And live for the party
Come with us and soon you will see
We're only here to have fun, get drunk
And make loads of money
'Cause nothing else matters to me
We're only here to get lit, talk shit
And drink all your whiskey
Come with us and soon you will see
We're only here to have fun
Treasure chest party quest
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, hey
Treasure chest party quest.