Zombies Ate My Pirate Ship (16th Century Version)

[Verse 1:]
In the dead of night
We hear the sound of thunder
Undead fiends arise
To terrorize and plunder
Crawling through the sea
A dendrophagic horde
Our ship's no longer safe
The zombies have just climbed aboard.

[Pre-Chorus 1:]
Bloodlust in their eyes
Our boat is their prize
A feast for the dead
Devouring the ship and inside of our heads.

[Chorus:]
Far across the sea
Zombies wait for me
Craving brains and treasure
It's their destiny
Til my dying day
Hear these words I say
Zombies ate my pirate ship
I will make them pay.

[Post-Chorus:]
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
(Those zombies ate my pirate ship)
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
(They are a bunch of undead pricks)
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
(I'll smash their face in with a brick)
Yo ho, yo ho, yo ho, yo ho
(Those zombies ate my pirate ship)

[Verse 2:]
Centuries ago
The prophecy was written
So the story goes
The grimmest and the true frostbitten
Druids made a pact
That zombie hordes would roam
In search of stolen wood
The forest shall reclaim its own.

[Pre-Chorus 2:]
They've eaten the mast
Save the crow's nest 'til last
Sink down to the depths
Cursing their name with our final breath
Die!
Fuck you, zombie scum!

[Bridge:]
Far across the sea
Zombies wait for me
Craving brains and treasure
It's their destiny
'Til my dying day
Hear these words I say
Zombies ate my pirate ship
And I will make them pay.

[Refrain:]
Those zombies ate my pirate ship.

[Chorus:]
Far across the sea
Zombies wait for me
Craving brains and treasure
It's their destiny
'Til my dying day
Hear these words I say
Zombies ate my pirate ship
I will make them pay
Far across the sea
Zombies wait for me
Craving brains and treasure
It's their destiny
'Til my dying day
Hear these words I say
Zombies ate my pirate ship
I will make them pay.