What A Waste

Check it out!
Girls! I got girls!
Gorgeous girls!
Very nice!
Hey, wow! Oh look! We gotta see!
Girls! I got girls!
Gorgeous girls!
Very nice!
I'm glad my wife's not here with me!

What a waste!
To pay for my keep
I'm rounding up sheep
To fleece here in bangkok.

I'm disgraced
I can't get ahead
There's nothing as dead
As peace here in bangkok.

Ten cents an hour, that's all they pay
I'll have to swim to the usa
If you're looking for fun
Original sin
If you want to put out
Then you gotta come in.

Girls! I got girls!
Gorgeous girls!
Very nice!

Gee, isn't bangkok really neat?
The things they're selling on the street.
Fresh dog, if that's what you'd enjoy
A girl, or if you want a boy.

Girls!
I got girls!
Girls!
Worth the price!

Come, come to me
First drink is free
Don't be a lump, you can hump
For a small extra fee
Hump - "humpy, humpy".

I'm depressed
For hustling amours
To japanese tours
Is no treat in bangkok.

I'm the best
But selling these runts
For sexual stunts
Leaves me beat in bangkok
Ten cents an hour...
You said you'd fill my place up - where are they?
They're coming, boss

Just get to work, half-breed!
Screw the siamese
Look how they're ripping off... Refugees
If you're looking for fun
Original sin
If you want to put out
Then you gotta come in.

Hey boys, don't stand around like wimps.
Watch out, those guys, they're really pimps.
You want some thrills, come-on and grab it!
Three girls, two gerbils, and a rabbit.

Girls!
I got girls!
Girls!
Half the price!
Hey, come to me!
Look what you'll see!

Hey, that's a joke, mine blow smoke
For a small extra fee
Come try the streets in every venue
With tricks, you'll pick from off the menu.

Hey, joe, try taking a little excursion
You'll all feel good from a little perversion
Massage requiring total immersion
Some strange positions they say are persian.

Drinks are on me
First girl is free
What can i say? You get me
For a small extra fee!

You want a girl sir? You'll like one of these
You have a kim here, can i see her please?
You pick 'em well
Monsieur john, is that you?
The engineer!
Jesus christ! You're here too
Of all my friends, you're the one that i miss.

I'm looking for kim
I love you so, you and your buddy chris
I'm here about him
Kim has a child born in
Seventy-five.

I filled that out and it's you who arrive
You'll find the end of your quest here in our little dive
I'm impressed
American clerks, a system that works
There's really no other.

Listen, spare me the gas
Is there really a child?
Yes, we're blessed
And kim's on a trip
For citizenship, and i am her brother.

You're her brother, my ass
Come on, take me inside
Look kim, who got our application
I said i'd bring us all salvation.

Oh my god! Monsieur john!
Yes, of course he sent you
Not in here, is there someplace near we could talk?
Take your hands off! We're finished! Go find someone else!
Come with me, there's a lot i've got to say first
Chris is here! Say he's here! Oh my god, it's all true.

I suggest, whatever may be
You leave it to me
Just play little mother
What i need to find out
She can tell me alone.

Can you take me to chris?
I can leave here right now
We've been here for so long
Took this job to survive
One month at sea
I was sure we'd drown
But i thought about chris
And we didn't go down
I've done terrible things
But we're safe and you're here
So perhaps all the gods
Have begun to forgive.

Did the gentleman order champagne?
She was about to get it
You better get back on the chain, or get out.

Monsieur john i'm so sick of that prick
Quick before he gets wise
Look at this let john look at your kid
Come see love see the lids of his eyes
Come see chris let john have his surprise.

Look uncle sam
How nice i am
I doing all this just for tam
An american boy.

Look john, this is his son
Don't they have the same the smile
He's been waiting for his father
For a long, long while.