World's Greatest Dad

[Buddy:]
A dad, whose a million miles away
When he meets me
Who knows what he'll se
When deep down, I know I shouldn't be afraid
Cause he's bound to be a lot like me!

We'll, make, angels in the snow
Till the snow begins to blow
Then we'll run inside and start a tickle fight
And if it's too cold to sled
We'll make gingerbread instead
And then cuddle till he tucks me in at night
And we'll have out pictures taken
For the Christmas cards we're making
Him and me in suits of matching plaid
And when people see us walking
They'll be google-eyed and gawking
At buddy and the world's, greatest dad!

Mr.Narwhal: Good luck Buddy! Hope you find your dad!

[Buddy:]
Thanks Mr.Narwhal
We'll spend mornings holding hands
Holding hands and making plans
On whether to play jacks or kick the can
Then for lunch a gingersnap
And a nap to fill the gap
Between building forts and playing superman
And if his back is in the spasm
Well, every good dad has 'em
I'll bring him cocoa and a heating pad
Its a scene inside a snow globe
Its a fairytale after poglobe
Just buddy and the world's greatest dad!

[Buddy:]
Santa! Santa! Oh. Nonononono. Nope. Nope. Nope. Not Santa. Sorry.

[Man:] Check it out! Check it out!

[Buddy:] Thank you, thank you!

[Man:] Taxi... BEEP! BEEP!

[Buddy:]
Whoa! You did it! Worlds best souvlaki! Congratulations
That's... Quite an acomplishment!

We'll share a whole fruitcake, slice by slice
Making sure not a single crumb drops.

[Man:] Get outta here FREAK!

And if I were to say I'm in a Christmas play
He wouldn't miss it for a million gumdrops
Ooohh
And if I fall and scrape my knee,
He'll kiss that knee for a week
And make that booboo better in a jif
And if I should get a cold
From allergies for mold
He'll gazuntite me with his own hank chief
And if ever things turn gloomful
I'll know that there's a roomful
Of puns and jokes to make it seem less bad
I can't hide my admiration
For that perfect combination
Of Buddy and the World's, greatest dad
So I'm going to try my best to be
Everything you'd expect of me
Then I won't stop until I'm done
So someday, you can say, I'm the world's, greatest son!!