Yuppie Cadillac
- Jello Biafra (2004)You are listening to the song Yuppie Cadillac by Jello Biafra, writer by Jello Biafra;Buzz Osborne in album Never Breathe What You Can't See. The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.
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Lyrics
Cruisin' down the freeway
Slupin' latte in my BM'er Roadster
I won for being Sales Rep of the Week
At my now failed.
Then it happens again
S.U.V. damn near killed me
They made the roads so unsafe
I bought me one the very next day.
Why do I eat up so much gas?
Why do I cut you off to pass?
What do I drive like such an ass?
Because I can!
Yuppie Yuppie Yuppie Cadillac
But I need my armored luxury tank
To drive to work and drive home
Keep my children safe
As I run down yours
While I talk on my cell phone.
Better you than me
Got important places to be
School, soccer, psychiatrist
And then the wine boutique.
Why do I flaunt my upper class?
Hogging two parking spaces
Why do I act like such an ass?
No boundaries, man.
Yuppie Yuppie Yuppie Cadillac.
Blow them up! Key their hoods!
Run them out of the neighborhood
Melt them down for Blue Chip scrap
War for oil? Draft them!
Got a big hummer with monster tires
It's the latest craze
When S.U.V.s are not enough
To break a traffic jam.
Up and over I go
My terminator crushing cars below
I'm late for a meeting
More important than yours
My Krispy Kremes are getting cold.
What is it 'bout the Navigator
Escalade, Suburban, Explorer, Yukons
That brings out the road-rage macho dick
In everybody who drives one.
Icy curves, slow down
'Nother pathfinder found it's way to Hell
What a great way to think the herd
But why should we have to share the road with.
Yuppie Yuppie Yuppie Cadillac.
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