Baptize Her

Well, then, would you like to baptize me?
Pbbbt, sure, yea, that'd be great
Okay, let's do it
What you mean...now?
Why not?

Well, to be honest, I've never done it before
That's okay, neither have I
Yes, that's true
Do you know...how to baptize someone into the church?

Sure, that's something that we study over and over again at Mission Control Center
Then please, Elder Cunningham, I want to be baptized. I swear to dedicate my life to the church
Huh, okay, I just need a second to get ready
Okay, I will get ready, too.

I'm about to do it for the first time
And I'm gonna do it with a girl!
A special girl
Who makes my heart kind of flutter
Makes my eyes kind of blur
I can't believe I'm about
To baptize her.

He will baptize me
He will hold me in his arms
And he will baptize me
Right in front of everyone
And it will set me free
When he looks into my eyes
And he sees just how much
I love being baptized
I'm gonna baptize her
Baptize me!

Bathe her in God's glory!
And I will baptize her
I'm ready
With everything I got
And I'll make her beg for more
Oooh.

As I wash her free of sin
And it'll be so good
She'll want me to
Baptize her me again
Excuse me, I'm gonna need another minute!

Never known a boy so gentle
One like him is hard to find
A special kind
Who makes my heart kind of flutter
Like a moth in a cocoon
I hope he gets to baptizing me soon!

I'm gonna baptize you
I'm through with all my stalling
You're gonna baptize me
I'm ready to let you do it.

And it will set us free
It's time to be immersed
And I'm so happy you're
About to be my first
Okay, you ready?
I am ready. So... how do we do it?
Well, I hold you like this
Yeah?
And I lower you down
Yeah?
And then I.

I just baptized her!
She got doused by Heavenly Father!
I just baptized her good!
You baptized me!
I performed like a champ!

I'm wet with salvation!
We just went all the way!
Praise be to God
I'll never forget this day.

I baptized you!
You baptized me!
I gotcha good!
Baptize me!
You want it more, baby?
Baptize me!
I'll text you later