Two By Two

Do you have any idea where they're sending you Elder Price?
Well of course we don't really have final say over where we get sent, but I have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world.

Well if you prayed for a location I'm sure heavenly father will make it happen
You're like the smartest most deserving Elder the center's ever seen
Aw, c'mon guys.

The most important time of a Mormon kids life, is his mission
A chance to go out and help heal the world, that's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be, something incredible!

Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called, Elder Young.

Yes sir!
Your mission brother will be... Elder Grant
That, that's me! Hey brother!
And your mission location is... Norway!
Oh wow, Norway!
Land of gnomes
And trolls!
Whoo wah! hey yah! Shoo wah! Zah-dap wow!

Two by two we're marching door to door.
'Cause God loves Mormons and he wants some more
A two year mission is our sacrifice
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ!
Of latter day saints.

Two by two and today we'll know
Who will make the journey when and where they'll go
We're fighting for a cause but we're really really nice
We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ
Of Latter Day Saints.

Elder White and Elder Smith
Oh I knew we'd get paired together!
Your location will be... France
Oh wow, land of... Pastries and turtlenecks!

Two by two I guess it's you and me
We're off to preach across land and sea
Satan has a hold of France
We need to knock him off his perch
We are the soldiers of the army of the church!
Of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Elder Cross and Elder Green, you will be serving in, Japan
Oh, Japan!
Land of soy sauce!
And mothra!
Elder Harris and Elder Brown...

Heavenly Father, where will I go on my mission?
Will it be China or Old Mexico on my mission?
It could be San fran by the bay
Australia where they say, "G'Day"
But I pray I'm sent to my favorite place
Orlando! (Orlando)
I love you, Orlando!
Sea world, and Disney!
And putt putt, golfing!

Elder Price!
Yes sir!
Your brother will be... Elder Cunningham!
That's me! That's me! Hello!
Oh, hi
And your mission location is... Uganda!
Uganda
Uganda! Cool... Where is that?
Africa
Oh boy, like lion king!

Two by two and now it's time to go
Our paths have been revealed so let's start the show!

Our shirts are clean and pressed, and our outfits are presise
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church
We are the army of the church of jesuuuuuuuus Christ!

Two by two we march for victory
Armed with the greatest book in history!
We'll convert everyone, all across the planet earth!
That is the beauty of
The essence of
The purpose of
The mission of
The soldiers of the army of the church.

Of Jesus chrrrrrriiiiiiiiist!

Of Latter Day Saints.