This Had Better Come To A Stop

Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late, late, late, late.

Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late again
Late for dinner, late, late, late, late.

Whizzer's supposed to always be here
Making dinner
Set to screw
That's what pretty boys should do
Check their hairlines
Make the dinner and love me
This is going nowhere and fast, Whizzer
This little thing that we have will not last
Don't feel responsible
After all it's through
I'm not responsible
Life can be wonderful
Isn't this wonderful?
And this had better come to a stop, Whizzer
Now, Whizzer
Ciao, Whizzer, bend
This had better come to an end.

I was supposed to make the dinner
Make it pretty on his plate
Every wife should pull her weight
Have it ready
Make it tasty
And love him
This had better come to a stop doctor
This has been a tragic and horrible flop
Don't feel responsible
After all it's through
Who is responsible?
Don't ask me questions
I'm frightened of questions
But grateful that it's come to a stop, Trina
Smile, Trina
I'll help you mend.

I met this man today
He wasn't very smart
But he was rich, Marvin
Which, Marvin, do you prefer I lust for?
Brains our money?
Brains, I'm not so rich
Brains out money?
But hell I'm smart
Love me
No
Love me, please
Or break my heart
This is all very neat (this is all very neat)
This is all very smart (this is all very neat, this is all very smart)
And this had better come to a stop, Mendel
Don't touch me!
Don't condescend
This had better come
This had better come to a
This, this, this, this
This had better come to an end
This had better come to an end.

Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
I choped it
I served his food the asshole forced me
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop
And still the bastard divorced me!
Chop, chop, chop, chop, chop
Chop, chop, chop
Late for dinner, late again (it isn't like he said)
Late for dinner, late again (you probably hurt his pride)
Late for dinner, late again (he's gotta have it all)
Late for dinner, late again
Late (he's like a baby who's denied)
This had better come to a stop, Marvin
This has been a lousy but fabulous flop
Why is it always ourselves who have to change?
This is incredibly boring
You've got a temper that redefines temper
And this had better come to a stop, Marvin
Why, Marvin
Try, Marvin
Bend
This had better come
This had better come to a
This, this, this, this
This had better come to an end
This had better come to an end
This had better come to an end.