The Chess Game

That's the king
Treat him nice
Use some brains
Now protect him
Yes, I know
Here I go
Play the game
Please, don't watch me
I can do it!
Have a little scotch
Shit, I blew it
Maybe you could show me where
I fear I've lost my head
Do you want my help?
No, I don't
I can think it through myself
Start again. We've seen the worst
I'll go first
Move a pawn
No, sir
Move
Where?
There
Here?
Move a pawn
Who?
Not the queen
Who?
Jesus
Life's a sham and
Every move is wrong
We've examined
Every move as we move along
Winning is everything to me
Nothing is everything to me
Winning is everything to me
Nothing is everything to me
Except sex
Move a pawn
And money
Good first move
Quite alright
Take a turn
Thank you kindly
Move the pawn
Move the pawn
Take my hand
Play the game
God you're pretty
More's the pity
Since you need a man
What?
Who's brainy
Or
Witty
Move
What should I do now?
Move
Where?
There
How should I behave myself?
Maybe we should call it quits
This game shits
Let me win
Yes, sir
Please?
Yes
Thanks
Wait!
Whizzer wins!
Wait!
Whizzer wins!
Wait!
Checkmate!
Life's a sham and every move is wrong
We've examined
Every move as we move along
Whizzer's supposed to make the dinner
Be a patsy, lose at chess
Always bravely acquiesce
Clip the coupons
Make the dinner
And love him
This has got to come to a stop, Marvin
This had got to come to a stop
This has been a lousy but
Fabulous flop
Anyone understand?
All I want's a kiss
Anyone understand?
Don't start explaining
I'm sick of explaining
And this had better come to a stop
Marvin (Whizzer)
Now, Marvin (Whizzer)
Ciao, Marvin (Whizzer)
Bend
This had better come
This had better come to a
This, this, this, this
This had better come to an end
This had better come to an end
This had better come to an end.