Hello!

Hello! My name is Elder Price
And I would like to share with you the most amazing book
Hello! My name is Elder Grant
It's a book about America a long, long time ago
It has so many awesome parts
You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life
Hello! My name is Elder Green
I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ.

Hello! My name is Elder Young (Hello)
Did you know that Jesus lived here in the USA
You can read all about it now (Hello)
In this nifty book, it's free! No, you don't have to pay (Hello)
Hello! My name is Elder Smith
And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse? (Hello)
Hello! (Hello!) I'll just leave it here
It has a lot of information you can really use.

Hello! (Hi!) My name is (Jesus Christ)
You have a lovely home (Hello)
It's an amazing book
Bonjour! (Hola!) Ni Hao
Me llamo Elder White (Are these your kids)
This book gives you the secret to eternal life (Sound good)
Eternal life – (With Jesus Christ)
Is super fun! (Hello!) (Ding dong)
And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done! (No thanks)
You sure? (Oh, well)
That's fine (Goodbye)
Have fun in hell (Hey, now)
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life
This book will change your life!

Hello! Would you like to change religions
I have a free book written by Jesus
No, no Elder Cunningham! That's not how we do it
You're making things up again
Just stick to the approved dialogue. Elders, show him!

Hello! (Hello...)
My name is (Elder Cunningham)
And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ
Hello
Hello
Ding dong
Heigh ho
Just take this book
It's free
For you
From me
You see
You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life
(Hello) This book will change your life! (Hello)
So you won't burn in...

Hell-o! You're gonna die someday
But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way
Spend eternity with friends and family
We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life
(Hello!) This book will change your life
(Hello!) This book will change your life
This book will change your life
The Book of Mormon!!! (Mormon)
Hello!