Two By Two

The most important time of Mormon
Kid's life
Is his mission
A chance to go out
And help heal the world
That's my mission
Soon I'll be off in a different place
Helping the whole human race
I know my mission will be
Something incredible!

Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called. ELDER YOUNG!
Yes sir!
Your mission brother will be.... Elder Grant!
That- That's me! Hey brother!
Adn your mission location will be... NORWAY!
Oh wow, NORWAY!
Land of gnomes and trolls!

Hoo wah!
Hey ya!
Shoo wah!
Zadup WOW!

Two by two
We're marching door to door
Cause God loves Mormons
And he wants some more!
A two year mission is our sacrifice!
We are the army of the church of
Jesus Christ!
Of Latter-day Saints!

Two by two
And today we'll know
Who we'll make the journey with
And where we'll go
We're fighting for a cause,
But we're really really nice!
We are the army of the Church
Of Jesus Chirst!
Of Latter-day Saints!

Elder White and Elder Smith!
I KNEW we'd get paired together!
Your location will be... FRANCE!
FRANCE! Land of Pastries and Turtlenecks!

Two by two
I guess it's you and me
We're off the preach
Across land and sea!

Satan has a hold of France!
We need to knock him off his perch!
We are the soldiers of the army
Of the church!
Of Jesus Christ fo Latter-day Saints!
Elder Cross and Elder Green! You will
Be serving in.... Japan!
Ooh! JAPAN!?
Land of Soy Sauce!
And Mothra!

VOICE:
Elder Harris and Elder Brown!

ELDER PRICE:
Heavenly Father,
Where will I go on my mission?

ELDERS:
On my mission...

ELDER PRICE:
Will it be China,
Or ol' Mexico on my mission?

ELDERS:
My mission...

ELDER PRICE:
It could be San Fran by the bay,
Australia where they say "G'day!"
But I pray I'm sent
To my favorite place...
ORLANDO!

ELDERS:
Orlando...

ELDER PRICE:
I love you,

ELDER PRICE and ELDERS:
Orlando!

ELDER PRICE:
SeaWorld and Disney! And

ELDER PRICE and ELDERS:
Putt-putt
Golfing!

VOICE:
Elder Price!

ELDER PRICE:
Yes sir!

VOICE:
Your brother will be... Elder Cunningham!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
THAT'S ME! THAT'S ME! Hello!

ELDER PRICE:
Oh, hi!

VOICE:
And your mission location is.... UGANDA!

ELDER PRICE:
...Uganda?

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
UGANDA! COOL! WHERE IS THAT...?!

VOICE:
Africa!

ELDER CUNNINGHAM:
OH BOY! Like Lion King!

ALL:
Two by two,
And now it's time to go!
Our paths have been revealed,
So let's start the show!
Our shirts are clean and pressed,
And our haircuts are precise!
We are the army of the church
Of Jesus...
CHRIST!

Two by two,
We march for victory!
Armed with the greatest book
In history!
We'll convert everyone
All across the planet Earth!
That is the beauty of...
The essence of...
The purpose of-
The mission of-
The soldiers of-
The army of the Church
Of Jesus Christ!
...of Latter-Day Saints!