H-E-Double-Hockey-Sticks

Hello
Hello
Hello?
Where am i?

Elder price! You are charged with leaving your companion behind, with doubting the words of heavenly father! Welcome to your new home!

My new home?
In the bible there's a place where all the bad folk go,
Where the darkness beats the light and fills your heart with woe
And there's no leaving, there's no turning back from what i know
And if you die while doubting christ they say it's where you'll dwell
With lots of chains and burning lava and a nasty, nasty smell
This must be it, i must be there, i must be in…h-e-double hockey-sticks.
Nooooo!
Hahaha!

(down down thy soul is cast
From the earth whence forth ye fell
The path of fire leads thee to the gates of
H-e-double hockey-sticks!

Welcome, welcome to
H-e-double hockey-sticks
We are all condemned here
H-e-double hockey-sticks now!)

My skin is burning and i hear the demons scream and heave
Like all the people telling me what i was supposed to believe
I can't take the pressure any more just leave me alone!

(rectus!
Dominus!
Hockey-sticks!

I tried so hard to do the things that i was told to do
Even when i started to think it might be bull-poo
But i couldn't live with doubt and now i've been thrown
Into h-e-double hockey-sticks!

(rectus!
Dominus!

Down, down to satan's realm forever you shall dwell.
This is eternal no escape from h-e-double hockey-sticks!)

You are condemned and now you serve me
In h-e-double hockey-sticks!
Your soul is darned for eternity
In h-e-double hockey-sticks!

You think i care?
You think i'd rather be free?
If the world doesn't make sense then i'd rather be
In h-e-double hockey-sticks!

All right! Fine! I'm evil!
At least here i know where i stand!

(down down thy soul is cast
From the earth whence forth ye fell
The path of fire leads thee to the gates of
H-e-double hockey-sticks!)

No more worries, no more doubting, no more questioning faith!
I'm content to walk the fire
In this wretched place
I belong with satan
Just like him, i also fell.

(welcome, welcome to
H-e-double hockey-sticks
We are all condemned here
H-e-double hockey-sticks now!)

Adolf hitler, jeffery dahmer
Ghengis kahn & me
We're all evil and together for eternity
But i'm happy,
At least things make sense in
H-e-double hockey-sticks
H-e-double hockey-sticks!

(down down to satan's realm
Forever you shall dwell
This is eternal no escape from
H-e-double hockey sticks!)

Hahaha, yes, gosh has darned you all to h-e-double hockey-sticks!
Now dance!
Jazz hands!
Yes, good!

I started a war and killed millions of jews
Now i'm in h-e-double hockey-sticks.

I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse
I'm in h-e-double hockey-sticks.

You think that's bad?
I left my partner behind
Doubted joseph smith and doubted my kind!
I'm in h-e-double hockey-sticks!!

Down, down to satan's realm
Where the doomed and cursed dwell
Fire is burning
In h-e-double hockey-sticks!
Welcome, welcome
To h-e-double hockey-sticks!
We are all condemned here
H-e-double hockey-sticks now!

(in the bible there's a place where all the bad folk go
Where the darkness beats the light
And fills your heart with woe
And there's no leaving,
There's no turning back from what we know
And if you die while doubting christ
They say it's where you'll dwell
With lots of chains and burning lava and a nasty, nasty smell
This must be it
We must be there
We must be living in h-e-double hockey-sticks.)

(rectus!
Dominus!
Rectus!
Hockey-sticks!
Rectus!
Dominus!
Rectus!
Hockey-sticks!)

H-e-double hockey-sticks! Hahaha…
Elder price? Are you awake?
Huh? Where am i?
You hit your head! You've been out for days!
But i'm in h-e-double hockey-sticks!
No, no, you're here in uganda! With us! (do you wanna take off your shirt?)
Nooooooo!