Brand New Best Friend

Do I know you?
Yeah, I'm you from another dimension
Well, that would explain the handsomeness
Right back at you, big guy
Does that mean you and I are exactly alike?
I suppose so.

Do you want some rice pudding?
No, that's gross!
It was a test! Almond brittle?
Ooh, I love it the most!
Me too!

Do you collect coins?
Yeah, just in case
Vending machines become the
Dominant race.

I've been alone all these years
With my irrational fears
But not the vending machine thing
That's gonna happen
But now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me.

Hmm, I thought I'd be taller
I've been told I slouch
I thought I'd have both my eyes, y'know
It's in this pouch
Ouch!

You know
I can't help but notice that your scar goes over your eyepatch
Yeah...
Nothing...

Do Lamas weird you out?
Yeah, are they camels or sheep?
No, no, I meant Lorenzo
Oh, that's right
He played Meap!

Now I know all about you
And you know all about me
Ooh-wee-ooh
And now before me I see
Someone with whom I agree
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me
I've found a brand new best friend and it's me.

Now that I've found you
Or we can be a duo
That's right
Twice the evil
Double Doofenshmirtz
Coming at you Fridays!

What- What's that, are we doing a TV show together?
Oh no. It just sort of sounded like it. Well, I mean, we could. We should!
Hmm, maybe we're not so much alike
That can be your catchphrase! You're the grumpy one. (Pokes him) huh?