Candace Party

First of all, it's not a party, but if it were a party
It would not be their party, it would be my party
Candace party! Candace party!
It's not a party, it's an intimate get together!
Candace party! Candace party!
Don't call it that, it's just a get together!
Candace party! Candace party!

Don't spill your drink
Don't drop your food
Don't make the music in the house go boom
Hey, don't use my mom's good scissors
And please stay out of my room
Take your feet off the chair
No running in the house
Put a coaster under that drink
Hey, these tchotchkes aren't for juggling
And that's a toilet, not a sink!

It's not a party, it's an intimate get together
Candace party! Candace party!
Don't call it that, it's just a get together
Candace party! Candace party!

Hi, Mom? What, what? I'm sorry
I can't hear you over Candace's intimate get together
Candace party!

Hey, what's this in this fishbowl?
I said don't play with the remote!
Hey close the door, were you born in a barn?
Which one of you brought this goat?

It's not a party, it's an intimate get together
Candace party! Candace party!
Don't call it that, it's just a get together
Candace party! Candace party!
We're talking I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together
Whaaaat?
I to the N to the T-I-M-A-T-E get together
That's right
It's not a party.