Come Home, Perry

Perry, you know you are a boy's best friend
You're more than just a passing trend
You're like a treat from a candy store
Oh, Perry, we love you more than ice cream cakes
We love you more than bugs and snakes
We love you more than all things mentioned before.

Oh, Perry, you're extraordinary
You're kinda short and hairy
The color of a blueberry
Yes, Perry!

So come home Perry
Come home Perry, come home!
Hey, Candace, why don't you sing one?

Um... Oh Perry, I think it's kind of scary
I can't find you anywhere-y
It fills me with despair-y?

Oh, Perry! I'm allergic to dairy,
I'm gonna move to the prairie,
And change my name to Larry!

Larry?!
I ran out of rhymes, alright?

She'll change her name to Larry!
Larry!
Larry!

So come home Perry
Come home Perry, come home
So come home Perry
Come home Perry, come home!
Come home Perry, come home!

Oh, there you are, Perry
Perry!
Good job, Larry
Welcome home.