Bruce

He can't! He can! Bruce!
He surely can't! He surely can't!
You are the man, Bruce!
He might explode! He's quite elastic
Hes going to blow! Make him stop!
Hes fantastic! Look at hike go!
I can't watch!

I think in effect
This must confirm, Bruce
What we all suspected
You have a worm, Bruce
Or maybe your largeness
Is a bit like the Tardis
Considerably roomier inside.

He can't! He can! Bruce!
He surely can't! He surely can't!
You are the man, Bruce!
B-R-O-O-C-E

Bruce
The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use
You produce, Bruce
Fantastically enthusiastic gastric juice! Oh
Eat it up! Lick it up! Suck it up!
Whatever you do, don't chuck it up and muck it up!
Come on Bruce, be our hero
Cover yourself in Chocolate Glory!

Bruce!
You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense caboose
She'll call a truce, Bruce
With every swallow you are
Tightening the noose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is coming true
We can have our cake and eat it too.

The time has come to put that tumbly tum to use
No excuse, Bruce
Let out your belt, I think you'll want your trousers loose
Ohhh stuff it in!
You're almost finished!
You'll fit it in!
Whatever you do just don't give in!
Don't let her win!
Come on Bruce, be our hero
Cover your self in chocolate glory.

Go on Bruce. Do it!

Ohhhhhhh Bruce!
You'll never again be subject to abuse
For your immense carboose
She'll call a truce, Bruce
Just one more bite and you'll've
Completely cooked her goose
We never thought it was possible
But here it is coming true
We can have our cake and eat it
Ahh ahh ahh ahh.

Go on Brucey!