Do Me A Favor

Sue: TOMMY LATELY, I'VE JUST NOT BEEN FEELING RIGHT.
I'M SO ASHAMED OF HOW WE'VE ALL BEEN TREATING CARRIE WHITE
AM I CRAZY? AM I GETT TOO UPSET?
I'D NEVER DREAM OF ASKING, BUT YOU'VE NEVER FAILED ME YET.
DO ME A FAVOR.
Chris: Oh Billy.
Billy: What now Chris?
Chris: i've got something I want you to do for me.
Billy: Why don't you ask your daddy?
Chris: MY DADDY CAN BUY ME ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU WON'T
MY DADDY SUPPLIES ME WITH THE THINGS THAT YOU DON'T
THERE'S NOTHING THAT DADDY EVER DENIES ME
THERE'S JUST ONE WAY THAT DADDY NEVER SATISFIES ME
ONLY YOU CAN DO IT
ONLY YOU CAN REALLY GET DOWN TO IT
THIS GIRL IS DESPERATE
COME ON AND SAVE HER
BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY, DO ME A FAVOR
OH BABY, DO ME A FAVOR
SAY MAYBE, DO ME A FAVOR
OBEY ME, DO ME A FAVOR
UH-HUH
Tommy: COME ON, NOTHING'S TOO GOOD FOR MY GIRL SUE
WHAT'S WRONG? ASK ME FOR ANYTHING I'LL DO MY BEST
I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED CAUSE YOU'RE TOO DEPRESSED
I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU.
Sue: DO ME A FAVOR.
Tommy: YOU KNOW I ONLY WANT YOU TO FEEL freesue: DO ME A FAVOR
LET GO, I CAN ASSURE YOU IT'LL BE NO SWEATDO ME A FAVOR
ANYTHING YOU COULD WANT FROM ME YOU'LL GETDO ME A FAVOR
YOU SAY THE WORD AND I'LL AGREE

Girls: DO ME A FAVOR, OH BABY
Boys: WHAT NOW?
Girls: DO ME A FAVOR, SAY MAYBE
Boys: WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
Girls: DO ME A FAVOR, OBEY ME
Boys: SO NOW YOU NEED ME
Girls: DO ME A FAVOR
Both: UH-HUH
Chris: THERE'S SOMETHING THAT CARRIE WHITE WILL JUST HAVE TO LEARN
IF SHE PLAYS WITH FIRE THEN SHE'S GONNA GET BURNED
I WANT HER, TO PAY UP, FOR ALL THAT SHE'S COST ME
AND MAKE HER GOOD AND SORRY THAT SHE EVER CROSSED ME
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME
Sue: IF YOU HELP ME
I COULD EVEN UP THIS DEBT
AND WE COULD ALL GIVE CARRIE WHITE
A NIGHT SHE WON'T FORGET
Billy: YOU ALWAYS AMAZE ME WITH THE WAY THAT YOU THINK
IF I WAS YOUR DADDY, I WOULD BUY YOU A SHRINK
BUT OKAY, I'LL DO IT, YOU'RE MY INSPIRTATION
JUST MAKE SURE YOU SHOW ME YOUR APPRECIATE
Chris/Sue: ONLY YOU CAN DO IT
Billy/Tommy: YOU KNOW I CAN DO IT
Chris/Sue: ONLY YOU CAN REALLY GET DOWN TO IT Chris: THIS GIRL IS
Desperatesue: THAT GIRL'S, DESPERATE
COME ON AND SAVE HERCOME ON AND SAVE HER
Chris: BILLY, BILLY, BILLY BILLY,Sue: TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY, TOMMY,
DO ME A FAVORDO ME A FAVOR

Sue: I'VE BEEN THINKING
‘BOUT HOW HAPPY SHE WOULD BE
IF ONLY YOU'D TAKE CARRIE TO THE PROM INSTEAD OF ME
Tommy: DO WHAT? WHO DO YOU WANT ME TO INVITE?
I THOUGHT, YOU'D BE WITH ME ON FRIDAY NIGHT
BUT NO, I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING TO DO WHAT'S RIGHT
BUT WHOA, I WON'T BE TAKING CARRIE WHITE
NO GO!
Sue: THINK OF carrietommy:
CARRIE'S REALLY HAD IT ROUGH I KNOW
I TOLD HER I WAS SORRY I MAY
BUT THAT'S JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGHOKAY, OKAY, OKAY!

Italics all sung at the same time
Sue: TOMMY HELP ME
I COULD EVEN UP THIS DEBT
AND WE COULD ALL GIVE CARRIE WHITE
A NIGHT SHE WON'T FORGET
Ensemble: DO ME A FAVOR, DO ME A FAVOR
Chris: THERE'S ONE THING THAT CARRIE WHITE WILL JUST HAVE TO LEARN
IF SHE PLAYS WITH FIRE THEN SHE'S GONNA GET BURNED
I WANT HER, TO PAY UP, FOR ALL THAT SHE'S COST ME
AND MAKE HER GOOD AND SORRY THAT SHE EVER CROSSED ME
Tommy: YOU KNOW I ONLY WANT YOU TO FEEL FREE
LET GO, I CAN ASSURE YOU IT'LL BE NO SWEAT
ANYTHING YOU COULD WANT FROM ME YOU'LL GET
YOU SAY THE WORD AND DARLING...
Billy: ONLY I CAN DO IT
ONLY I CAN REALLY GET DOWN TO IT
I'LL BE YOUR WHITE KNIGHT
I'LL BE YOUR SAVIOR
BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY
I'LL DO YOUR FAVOR
Chris: If Carrie is going to the prom and I'm now, you know what I want Billy?
Billy: What Chris, what?
Chris: Pigs blood for a pig, Billy. Pig's blood for a pig!
Billy: Blood?
Chris: Yeah, blood, blood, blood, blood!
Ensemble: FAVORS ARE PROMISES YOU DON'T WANT TO BREAK
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH AT STAKE
I'M BEGGING, I'M PLEADING, I'M DOWN ON MY KNEES
IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME WELL, THEN BABY, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE
DO ME A FAVOR