Gaston
- Cast (1995)You are listening to the song Gaston by Cast, writer by Alan Menken;Howard Ashman;Tim Rice in album Classic Disney: 60 Years Of Musical Magic Vol.2. The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.
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- Gaston - Cast
- Something There - Paige O'hara
- The Bare Necessities - Bruce Reitherman
- Mickey Mouse Club March - The Mouseketeers
- When You Wish Upon A Star - Cliff Edwards
- Candle On The Water - Helen Reddy
- Ev'rybody Has A Laughing Place - James Baskett
- Part Of Your World - Jodi Benson
- Be Our Guest - Angela Lansbury
- Main Street Electrical Parade - Don Dorsey
- The Age Of Not Believing - Angela Lansbury
- It's A Small World (After All) - The Disneyland Chorus
- The Tiki, Tiki, Tiki Room - Fulton Burley
- On The Front Porch - Burl Ives
- The Second Star To The Right - The Jud Conlon Chorus
- Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo - James MacDonald
- So This Is Love - Ilene Woods
- Heigh-Ho - The Dwarf Chorus
- Best Of Friends - Pearl Bailey
- Who's Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf - Billy Bletcher
- Let's Go Fly A Kite - David Tomlinson
- One Jump Ahead - Brad Kane
- Feed The Birds (Tuppence A Bag) - Julie Andrews
Lyrics
Who does she think she is?
That girl has tangled with the wrong man!
Darn right
No one says "no" to Gaston!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear.
More beer?
What for? Nothing helps
I'm disgraced
Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together
Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps.
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you
You're ev'ryone's favorite guy
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why.
No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's
For there's no man in town half as manly
Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on.
No one's been like Gaston
A king pin like Gaston
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"
Gaston is the best
And the rest is all drips.
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston.
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair.
No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston
I'm espcially good at expectorating!
Ptoooie!
Ten points for Gaston!
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!
Oh, ahhh, wow!
My what a guy, that Gaston!
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
My what a guy.
Say it again
Who's a man of a man?
And lets say it once more
Who that hero next door?
Who's a super success?
Don't you know? Can't you guess?
Ask his fans and his life hangers on
There's just one man in town
Who's got all of it down
And his name's G A S T
G A S T E
G A S T O, oh
Gaston.
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