Gaston (Reprise)

Help, someone help me! Please!
Maurice?
Please, please, I need your help
He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon
Who?
Belle! We must go, not a minute to lose
Whoah, slow down Maurice. Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon?
A beast! A horrible monstrous beast!

Is it a big beast, you?
With a long ugly snout?
Hideously ugly
And sharp cruel fangs?
Yes, yes! Will you help me?
Alright old man. We'll help you out
You will? Oh thankyou, thankyou, thankyou!
Crazy old Maurice...he's always good for a laugh.

Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
Crazy old Maurice...
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
A dangerous pastime.

I know
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only "so-so"
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan.

If I. .. (whisper)
Yes?
Then we. .. (whisper)
No! Would she
(whisper) Guess!
Now I get it!
Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating
My, what a guy
Gaston!