Hail The Queen

To be a proper subject one must ever proper be
And not just when the monarch's dropping by for tea
Which is by the way, reminds me, was my invitation lost?

Perhaps the palace mailroom got their signals crossed
Well in either case they face disgrace
So let's begin the executions
Yes, in either case, they face disgrace
All hail the queen
And you, young lady, who are you?
I don't believe we've met
I'm from the land of credit cards and endless debt.

I see, that sounds an awful place
No wonder you've come here
No matter here or there, let me make
One thing clear
If you anger me, there'll be no tea
And very little sympathizing.

There will be no tea, says here majesty
All hail the queen
Your majesty is right of course
Of course i am, i am the source; and will
Not suffer those who disagree
Like tweedle-dum and tweedle-dee
She will heartedly agree your highness
I do agree your majesty... If i agree
Is there a fee?
There will be if you sing the song off-key.

We crave a boon from you my queen
More of a royal favor
Whether larger or small, or none at all
You must be careful what you wish for
Whether larger or small, or none at all
All hail the queen.