Welcome To Wonderland

Welcome to Wonderland
My God, its half-past eight
Who care if you came late
We don't care where you've been
Your gonna fit right in
A little fun detour
A little crazy sure
Don't get all insecure.

Pardon me but have you seen
Someone looking like a queen
Sharpening a guillotine?
Probl'y just as well
She's capricious as can be
Lopping heads off by degree
This week severed forty-three
Cutting them pell mell.

What a party has it started snowing?
Everyone not coming will be going
Do you know the Queen of Hearts new orders?
They're the same as always; close the borders
Could she be the one, you know?
Tin man, lion, or scarecrow?
Wait that's from a different show
Please start making sense.

Have you seen my walrus dear?
Big mustache that's down to here
Made the oysters disappear
Claiming self-defense.

Wait, I think you think i think I'm dreaming
And when I wake up I'll wake up screaming
We don't think at all we simply feel dear
Ok, someone tell me what's the deal here.

Welcome to Wonderland
This is your new address
You'll love it more or less
No time to decompress
It's afternoon all day
There's lots of games to play
Flamingo lawn croquet
So please enjoy your stay
Every day it's something new
Problems up the old wazoo
Rumors of a palace coup
Get me out of here.

Answers are in short supply
Who, what, where, when, how, or why
Cross my heart and hope to die
Get it into gear.

When your alter-ego's interfering
Self-esteem cannot stop disappearing.

Welcome to Wonderland
Start rocking' with the band
You're going so damn fast
Your future's in your past
An author always knows
Which way the story goes
So tidy up loose ends
With a little help from your friends.

Come on and sing along
Join out little band
Turn up the volume and keep on dancin'
Sit back, enjoy yourself and feel the river flow
Make sure the journey's worth the things you're chancin'
We're all a little nuts in case you didn't know
Ooblee...Ooblah
We'd love to stay here but we really gotta go
Ooblee...Ooblah.

Life can be fantastic every minute
For al long as you can just stay in it
Welcome to Wonderland
Where everything you see
I meant from "A" to "Z"
Ain't what it seems to be
Welcome to Wonderland
Set phasers up to stun
Turn off the lights when done
Good luck and thanks a ton
Ciao, baby, gotta run.