The Mad Hatter

Well, hello there, it's me
With how it's gonna be
Settle down, and listen up good
The old hatter is gone
But the hat must go on
Worn by me. Is that understood?
So shut up and tow the line
While I redefine
How this all will be mine
I have a dream
It's got a full head of steam.

What is true, what is not
Can both change in a shot
People, me, I couldn't care less
Cause in two seconds flat
Living under my hat
Is the strategy for success
I will look the other way
When you want to play
Something more than croquet
You catch my drift?
A little personal gift.

I'm the mad hatter
Come and follow me, this is it
The mad hatter!
All you've gotta do is submit
And if you don't, my friend
Well, then in the end
There'll be nothing left to defend
Know what I mean?
When you are facing the queen.

Upper cased, double spaced
Everyone gets a taste
And a brand new leather hat band
But to participate
Let me reiterate
You must first put me in command
I'm the wonder, understand
Under Wonderland
Put the reins in my hand
I'll do the rest
As soon as you've acquiesced.

I'm the mad hatter!
Offerin' a little bit more
The mad hatter
Givin' you what you're looking for
I am your best worst case
For the choice you face
I'm the fastest rat in the race
It's me or the queen
And her serene guillotine.

There is nothing I won't do
There is nothing too taboo
I will lie. I will cheat
I will track you down and then hit delete, tout suite
So, sweet, let me repeat.

I'm the mad hatter!
Pledge allegiance while you still can!
The mad hatter
More than just a hat with a plan
I am where you belong
The right kind of wrong
And I'll still be going real strong
The bottom line
Is everything will be fine
As all the planets align
It's gonna be so devine
When all of this will be mine!