I Wish I Could Go Back To College

I wish I could go back to college
Life was so simple back then
What would I give to go back and live
In a dorm with a meal plan again.

I wish I could go back to college
In college you know who you are
You sit in the quad, and think
Oh my God, I am totally gonna go far.

How do I go back to college?
I don't know who I am anymore
I wanna go back to my room
And find a message in dry-erase pen on the door.

Oh, I wish I could just drop a class
Or get into a play
Or change my major
Or fuck my T.A.

I need an academic advisor to point the way
We could be, sitting in the computer lab
Four a.m. before the final paper is due
Cursing the world 'cause I didn't start sooner
And seeing the rest of the class there, too.

I wish I could go back to college
How do I go back to college?
I wish I had taken more pictures.

But if I were to go back to college
Think what a loser I'd be
I'd walk through the quad and think
Oh my God, these kids are so much younger than me.