Jolly Holiday (Live)

All that it takes is a spark
Then something, plain as a park
Becomes a wonderland
All you have to do
Is look a-new
Then you'll understand
Why it's a jolly holiday with Mary
Mary makes your heart so light
Oh, really.

When the day is grey and ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright
You do talk nonsense, Bert
Oh, Happiness is blooming all around 'er
The daffodils are smiling at the dove.

I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about
When Mary holds your 'and
You feel so grand
Your heart starts beatin'
Like a big brass band.

You've got enough brass for all of us
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love
Come along, you two.

Boring, just like other nannies
Thinking parks are good for us
It's just statues, ducks and grannies
I don't understand all the fuss.

Is she doing it to spite us?
We could lose her for a lark
Perhaps it's all a plot
I'll tell you what
She seems so different.

But I bet she's not
There is nothing to excite us
In the park.

Ain't it a glorious day
Right as a morning in May
I feel like I could fly
Have you ever seen
The grass so green?

Oh, Bert
Or a bluer sky?
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary
Better than we've ever known
You can ask the passing statuary
Nothing's ever set in stone.

Morning, Mary
Moring, Constable
You do look tip-top if I may say so, Mary
Thank you, Bert. And you may.

Each child out in a fog will stand agog
To see a statue take a gentle jog
Oh it's a jolly holiday with Mary
No wonder that it's Mary that we love.

It's a jolly holiday with you, Bert
Gentlemen like you are few
Though you're just a diamond in the rough, Bert
Underneath, your blood is blue
Your blood is blue.

You'd never think of pressing your advantage
Forbearance is the hallmark of your creed
A lady needn't fear when you are near
Your sweet gentility is crystal clear
It's crystal clear.

Oh, it's a jolly holiday with you, Bert
A jolly, jolly holiday with you.

Let's go for jaunty saunter
We are bound to make our mark
Looks like all of us were all born to
Take a promenade in the park.

(in the same time)
Oh, its a jolly holiday with mary
Mary makes your heart so light
When the day is grey and ordinary
Mary makes the sun shine bright
Oh, Happiness is blooming all around 'er
The daffodils are smiling at the dove.

(Let's go for a jaunty saunter
We are bound to make a mark
Looks like all of us were born to
Take a promenade in the park
It's no wonder that it's Mary that we love
With our finely chiseled features
We can look down from above)

When Mary holds your 'and
You feel so grand
Your heart starts beatin'
Like a big brass band
Oh, it's a jolly holiday with Mary
It's no wonder that it's Mary that we love.