Monkeys And Playbills

SUSAN
You can do this Hunter (unter, unter)
Stop forcing ideas (eas, eas)
That shit is no fun (un, un)

HEIDI
Jeffy (effy, effy)
Use those playbills in front of you (ont of you, ont of you)

SUSAN
Use what's inside of you (ide of you, ide of you)

HEIDI
There's The Golden Apple
And Golden Rainbow
Golden Boy
And Goldilocks

SUSAN
Writing should feel easy, like a monkey driving a speedboat

HEIDI
Beg, Borrow or Steal
Buck White
Big Deal
And Bring Back Birdie
And Bagels and Yox

SUSAN
Close your eyes. Breathe

HEIDI
Oh-oh-oooohhhhh?

SUSAN
Ladle into that barrel of monkeys that you call a head and scoop out and image monkey

HEIDI
There's Hurry, Harry
Happy As Larry
Marilyn
And Very Warm For May

SUSAN
Now let that image monkey?

HEIDI
May, May, May?

SUSAN
Drive a speedboat and you, you water-ski behind it!

HEIDI
Oh, Brother!
Oh, Boy
Oh Captain!
Oh, Look!
Oh, Please!
Oh, Coward!
Oh, My Dear!
(gasp)
Oh, Kay

SUSAN
Stay behind the image and write down what you see on your monkey's ski trip
Ready' go!

BOTH
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Okay
Oh-oh-kay
Okay

SUSAN AND HUNTER
See the monkey

HEIDI AND JEFF
Sail Away

SUSAN AND HUNTER
On a speedboat
It's

HEIDI AND JEFF
Simply Heavenly

SUSAN AND HUNTER
To ride

HEIDI AND JEFF
The Winds

SUSAN AND HUNTER
He drives by a

HEIDI AND JEFF
Steel Pier

SUSAN AND HUNTER
In

HEIDI AND JEFF
Portafino

SUSAN AND HUNTER
To be

HEIDI AND JEFF
The First

SUSAN AND HUNTER
To hear a

HEIDI AND JEFF
Band in Berlin

SUSAN AND HUNTER
He stops by a

HEIDI AND JEFF
Carnival in Flanders

SUSAN AND HUNTER
And meets a lady monkey name

HEIDI AND JEFF
Carrie

SUSAN AND HUNTER
And through the

HEIDI AND JEFF
Mother Earth

SUSAN AND HUNTER
They meander and in a

HEIDI AND JEFF
House of Flowers

SUSAN AND HUNTER
They marry

HEIDI AND JEFF
Soon

SUSAN AND HUNTER
Soon after their

HEIDI AND JEFF
Working

SUSAN AND HUNTER
On their love and a

ALL
Different time seemed both
Wild and Wonderful

SUSAN
Then one day the lady monkey said to him

ALL
Dude
I Gotta Go Disco
I feel a Change in the Heir
I want Something More
It's so nice to be Civilized
And I'll miss the Stars In Your Eyes
And your Smile
But I gotta hit the Trail

HEIDI AND JEFF
Come Summer

SUSAN AND HUNTER
He went back to the speedboat
And watched

HEIDI AND JEFF
Censored Scenes From King Kong

SUSAN AND HUNTER
He found

HEIDI AND JEFF
Shelter

SUSAN AND HUNTER
On the speedboat and he thought

ALL
Here's where I Belong
Just me and my speedboat
Merrily We Roll Along
Along

HUNTER AND JEFF/ HEIDI AND SUSAN
Monkeys and playbills/ Monkeys
And playbills and monkeys/ Playbills
Monkeys and playbills and monkeys/ Monkeys, monkeys
And playbills and monkeys and playbills and/ Playbills, playbills

ALL
Monkeys
Playbills
Monkeys
And playbills