"Read A Book..."

[MEDIUM ALISON, spoken]
Dear Mom and Dad
I assumed you got my letter. I haven't heard from you... I'd really love some sort of response

[TV AUDIO, spoken]
I guess you're not too bad..for a manager
(laugh track)
One, two, three, four

(sung)
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba
Ba ba ba ba ba...
Everything's all right!

[BRUCE, spoken]
Ugh, that's inane

[SMALL ALISON, spoken]
I was watching it!

[BRUCE, spoken]
That show is awful

[SMALL ALISON, spoken]
It's the best show. It's about a family that always—

[BRUCE, spoken]
—I know what it's about. Just read a book

[ALISON, spoken]
Slam. Crash!

[BRUCE, spoken]
Who fucking left these here? I just varnished this table!

Well then—take them back to the library, you
Stupid crazy bitch!

Don't tell me what to do!

Oh, thank you.

Thank you for the lecture
I can take care of my own business!
[HELEN, spoken]
Bruce.
Bruce, what're you doing? Those are library books!
Stop it!

Go, just go
You're going to be late for your appointment

If you miss this appointment, we're in a lot of trouble
Do you understand that?

If you're not home for dinner, I'm throwing it in the toilet!
[ALISON, spoken]
Just varnished...

Library...

Stupid...

[SMALL ALISON, sung]
Ba ba ba
Ba, Baa
Ba ba
Ba
Ba
Ba
Ba ba
Ba ba
Ba ba
Ba...