The History Of Wrong Guys

Oh, no. You don't dare. Girl, girl, girl, I'm warning you! No!
I think I have a crush. I can't. I think I'm falling for him.
Oh, no
Why not?

Women have been making bad choices
Since the beginning of time
Are you gonna be another one of mine? Ohhh.

Used to think you were from outer space
Who's that bright-eyed guy in your place?
You're kind of cute
When you're not so shy
Oh.

But i've been here before
Have I come back for more?
Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
You used to be so "eh"
A limp lackluster bore
But now you're changing into
Something I just can't ignore.

Charlie, honestly
I've been hurt like this before
Is there really more to you
Than what I always thought?
How can you surprise me anymore?
Oh. Oh. Oh.

He's got a girlfriend, you flake
Why are they only nice when they're unavailable?

Don't want to be another star-crossed lover
We all know how that ends
I'm better off without him
We're better off as friends
But i've been here before
Have I come ask for more?

Another chapter in the history of wrong guys
Yesterday no spark
No heart aching allure
But today I'm feeling
Something I just can't ignore.

Charlie, honestly
I've been hurt like this before
Oh. Oh. Oh.

The history of wrong guys
Chapter one he's a bum
Two he's not into you
Three he's a sleaze
Four loves the girl next door
Five loves the boy next door
Six don't love you no more
Makes you insecure
Makes you so unsure
Is so immature
Loves his mother more
Or...
Has a girlfriend named Nicola.

Charlie, honestly
I've been hurt like this before
I can see there's more to you
Than what I always thought
But I won't be burned anymore
Oh, oh, oh.

Where you off to?
I've been exec-utized.