Do This Thing

[KEVIN, spoken]
Yo yo, Mathletes State Championships, what! First female ever on the team, what. A boxed lunch will be provided.

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN, spoken]
What!

[CADY]
I can do this
Always could
And not playing dumb will feel so damn good
The monster inside needs to be released
Gotta do what I do, gotta feed the beast.

[MS. NORBURY]
Gotta earn some respect
Grab that big brass ring.

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
Let's do this thing.

[CADY, MS. NORBURY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Let's do this thing!

[KEVIN]
You're gonna roll up, stylin'
Leather on your sleeve
All-state champion, better believe
Maybe the haters gonna make fun of you
All you can solve's the problem in front of you
High school's a four year social curse
But math's the foundation of the...

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Universe!

[KEVIN]
So sick of plucking that second string
Then let's…

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Beep!
Do this thing!

[CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Do, this thing
Do, this thing.

[CADY]
I'm no plastic

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
No

[CADY]
I'm no bitch

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
No!

[CADY]
I'm

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
A lean, mean math machine
On a mission!

[CADY]
I lost what I lost
Got to start brand new.

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
Go all in for the win
With a chill, dope crew!
Gotta kick off the dust.

[CADY]
I got the schquillz to thrill

[KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Schquillz!

[CADY]
Let's do this thing!

[CADY, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Let's do this thing!

[ADJUDICATOR]
Welcome to the ICMT State Final Math Championships, sponsored by no one. Each right answer is worth two points, and as always, no calculators
Please solve for...

[KEVIN]
X equals two

[MARYMOUNT #1]
PI The rate is two, Pi

[ROWAN]
X is greater than the value of Y

[MARWAN JITLA]
Both polynomials are second degree
So the asymptote at Y equals three.

[MARYMOUNT #2]
Function X equals MX plus X.

[KEVIN]
The derivative of F at argument Z.

[MARYMOUNT #3]
Negative four

[CADY]
Negative two

[MARYMOUNT #1]
The slope is zero

[CAROLINE KRAFFT]
The answer is true!

[MARYMOUNT #3]
One point of inflection

[KEVIN]
Twenty-nine!

[CADY]
Four is the slope of the tangent line!

[MS. NORBURY, spoken]
How are you feeling?

[CADY, spoken]
Amazing!

[MS. NORBURY, spoken]
You've got this! Here, take a water

[CADY, spoken]
Thanks… Ah! Aaron, why?

[AARON, spoken]
Ms. Norbury asked me to help since everyone else is at Spring Fling. But since I don't go to North Shore anymore…

CADY
Aaron, I didn't write that in the burn book.

[AARON, spoken]
I know, that was Regina, I forgot who I was dealing with.

[CADY, spoken]
Well, I'm sorry you have to be homeschooled.

[AARON, spoken]
Yeah, so's my mom
(buzz)
Go get ‘em!
I like seeing you be awesome, I haven't seen it in a long time.

[CADY, spoken]
(to MS. NORBURY) Ugh, why are you doing this to me?

[MS. NORBURY, spoken]
Because I'm a pusher! I know that if you can be your authentic self in front of Aaron, you'll be able to do it for the rest of your life.

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a tie. In the event of a tie we move into a one on one sudden death round, in which each team may choose their opponent. Marymount, who do you select?

[MARYMOUNT #1, spoke]
We pick the girl

[KEVIN, spoken]
We pick the girl too.

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
Miss Krafft and Miss Heron, please step forward.

[CADY, spoken]
Nice to meet you

[CAROLINE KRAFFT, spoken]
You're going down, slut.

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
Contestants, find the limit of this equation.

[CADY, spoken]
Wait, it's not me against you, it's North Shore versus Marymount. And look, I'm not here to be better than the one other girl, I'm here to be better than all of you!...

[CAROLINE KRAFFT, spoken]
The limit is negative one.

[CADY, spoken]
Shuck! Ah, I meant to say “shoot” and I almost said “fu…”

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
That answer is incorrect. If Miss Heron can answer correctly, we have a winner.

[CADY, spoken]
Why did she waste energy insulting me? Why did I waste time judging your hair? This is not a competition.

[KEVIN]
It kinda is though.

[CADY, spoken]
Yes, right, right, a math one
(sung)
If we break, from this crap
Then the answers land in our lap
Don't be scarded, just persist
Then our limit does not exist
No, the limit does not exist!

[ADJUDICATOR, spoken]
Our new state champion, North Shore Mathletes!

[KEVIN, spoken]
You like that Marymount?!

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
And don't it feel good
To have gotten this far?
It's not something you did
Not the girls you are
You can hear the fear
Upon your heart just saying
"Just do your thing".

[AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
All you solve is the problem in front of you.

[CADY & MS. NORBURY]
Do your thing

[CADY, MS. NORBURY, AARON, KEVIN, MARWAN & ROWAN]
Living for me, not dancing for none of you
Do. Your. Thing!
Do your thing!