Stupid With Love

[CADY]
When I was five, I fell in love
It didn't last
He ran from me
Literally
Ran from me
And being Kenyan
He ran fast.

When I was ten, in love
Again
This peace corps guy
I waited for hours
Inside his tent with flowers
Which made him laugh
Which made me cry.

By thirteen I gave up trying
I decided I would be a mathematician...
‘Cause math is real
I memorized a lot of pi
Because additions and subtractions and division
Would never make me feel
So stupid with love.

Like I didn't get it
I didn't get it, somehow
Smart with math but stupid with love
I didn't get it
I didn't get it...
‘Till now

[AARON, spoken]
Do you have an eraser?

[CADY, spoken]
I would love to
(sung)
So thank you, math, for being there
To bring me joy
And thank you, math
‘Cause now brought me this cute boy!

[AARON, spoken]
Is it two?

[CADY, spoken]
YES!
(sung)
He's like someone from T.V
He's like that guy who give out roses to those women
His clothes
His grooming
And he's foot away from me; with swoopy hair and shiny eyes that I could swim in
He is live and in the room!

And I'm stupid with love
I wanna get it
I wanna to get it, but how?
Smart with math, but stupid with love
I wanna get it
I didn't get it ‘till now.

[CADY, spoken]
Two over zero is undefined.

Ha!

[AARON, spoken]
Two over zero is undefined
Jinx.

[CADY]
I'm astounded and non-plussed
I am filled with calculust
Does this guy work out?
He must
All sweaty at the gym.

Could that image be more hot?
Let me just enjoy that thought...
School was rough but now? It's not
‘Cause now there's him
It's all so simple.

Stupid with love
But I can get it
Watch this girl self-educate
I learned math, so I can learn love.

You wanna bet it?
That I can get it?
Just wait.

Just wait
Just wait!