Revenge Party

[JANIS, spoken]
Now you know, Cady, Regina George is not your friend. We are your friends. And we're going to make her pay
(sung)
You know what friends do?
They've got your back
They're fun to be around.

[DAMIAN]
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh

[JANIS]
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground.

[DAMIAN]
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh

[JANIS]
Imagine a party
With dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And this time it will take.

[DAMIAN]
Now that's a party

[JANIS]
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike.

[DAMIAN]
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh

[BOTH]
It's a Revenge Party
With your two best friends
It's like a party with revenge it's what it's like.

[JANIS, spoken]
For this to work
You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them
Can you do it?

[CADY, spoken]
Yes. Hey, girl

[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Hey. Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron, but he just wanted her back and that's not Regina's fault.

[CADY, spoken]
No. I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys.

[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Aw, of course.

[CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]
It's a revenge party
A party that ends
With eggshells all over the wall
It's a revenge party with your two best friends.

[CADY]
And then I end up with Aaron when she's gone.

[JANIS & DAMIAN]
Yes, Cady!

[CADY]
I end up with Aaron when she's gone.

[STUDENTS]
What's Regina doing?
What is Regina wearing?
Is she dating Aaron?
Regina, Regina she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina.

[JANIS, spoken]
Next, we take away Regina's only achievement, being a hot person

[REGINA, spoken]
What is that?

[CADY, spoken]
Ugh, I'm so fat and disgusting
I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight.

[REGINA, spoken]
I need to lose three pounds
Bring me a whole box.

[CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]
It's a revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone.

[JANIS]
And ugly crying

[CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]
It's a revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party and revenge is what is like.

[STUDENTS]
What's Regina eating?
God, look at her figure?
Did her boobs get bigger?
Regina, Regina, Regina, she has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina.

[JANIS, spoken]
We got to go harder. If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her.

[CADY, spoken]
I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile.

[JANIS, spoken]
Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use. Shh, here she comes.

[REGINA, spoken]
Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back. Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back.

[CADY, spoken]
Your hair looks sexy pushed back.

[AARON, spoken]
Um, thanks. I'll see you in Cal.

[JANIS]
At every party, there might be a lull
Where the energy dips.

[DAMIAN]
WHUH-OH. WHUH-OH. WHUH-OH
You might be thinking it's late we should go
And they ran out of chips.

[CADY]
No. No. No
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear that I'm parting now
One candy cane, please.

[CADY, DAMIAN & JANIS]
A revenge party!
A party that ends with lions in a roman arena.

[STUDENTS]
She has everything
She gets everything
Regina, Regina, Regina.

[DAMIAN, spoken]
Ho, Ho, Ho. Candy cane gram for Shane Omen.

[STUDENTS]
She gets everything

[DAMIAN, spoken]
And one for Caddy Heron

[STUDENTS]
She gets everything

[DAMIAN, spoken]
Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco

[STUDENTS]
Glen Coco. Glen Coco. Glen Coco

[DAMIAN, spoken]
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye

[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Who sent that?

[CADY, spoken]
Aw. It's from…

[STUDENTS]
Regina! Regina! Regina!

[CADY, spoken]
Thanks for being a such a great best friend.

[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. I mean, gimme it. I mean… okay, well, if you and Regina are best friends now you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets. For example, she bought you those high heel shoes just to make fun of you ‘cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walk in them. And she's not really blonde, her natural color is dark blond, also she told me she cheats on Aaron every Thursday she says she has SAT Prep but really, she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume.

[CADY, spoken]
She makes him wear the costume?

[GRETCHEN, spoken]
NO, THEY'RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME! And I never told anybody because I'm such a good friend.

[JANIS, CADY, DAMIAN]
It's a Revenge Party
A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike
A Revenge Party
With your two best friends
It's like a party
And revenge it's what it's like.

[STUDENTS]
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything
She gets everything.

[ALL]
A party where everything is what it's like
A party where everything is what it's like
A party where revenge
Is what is like.