Jaldaboath

If your castle needs defending
Just call Jaldaboath
If your catapult needs a-mending
Just call Jaldaboath
They'll make you dance
The merry Jig Of Death
Dark minstrel's melodies
Writing secret script
From behind a crypt
Jaldaboath!

For protection of your sires
Just call Jaldaboath
For your wenches' dark desires
Just call Jaldaboath
Whistlers in the castle
Blow a haunting melody
Writing secret script
From behind a crypt
Jaldaboath!

They say they are the best
To where a chain mail vest
The victories they've won
Are renowned
These knights can't be beat
They're strangers to defeat
By no orders of the wyvern
Are they bound.

If your dragon needs a-slaying
Just call Jaldaboath
If your minions aren't obeying
Just call Jaldaboath
When the Dark Ages get too much
And there's no hope to be found
Writing secret script
From behind a crypt
Jaldaboath!