Pirelli's Miracle Elixir
- Edwards Sanders (2007)You are listening to the song Pirelli's Miracle Elixir by Edwards Sanders, writer by Stephen Sondheim in album Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street (The Motion Picture Soundtrack). The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.
- Opening Title - Stephen Sondheim
- God, That's Good! - Edward Sanders
- Alms! Alms! - Jamie Campbell Bower
- Johanna (Reprise) - Jamie Campbell Bower
- Final Scene - Alan Rickman
- Green Finch And Linnet Bird - Jayne Wisener
- The Worst Pies In London - Helena Bonham Carter
- Poor Thing - Helena Bonham Carter
- My Friends - Helena Bonham Carter
- Pirelli's Miracle Elixir - Edwards Sanders
- Wait - Helena Bonham Carter
- Epiphany - Helena Bonham Carter
- A Little Priest - Helena Bonham Carter
- By The Sea - Helena Bonham Carter
- Not While I'm Around - Edward Sanders
- No Place Like London - Jamie Campbell Bower
- Johanna - Jamie Campbell Bower
- The Contest - Johnny Depp
- Ladies In Their Sensitivities - Timothy Spall
- Pretty Women - Alan Rickman
Lyrics
Ladies and gentlemen!
May I have your attention, please!
Do you wake every morning in shame and despair
To discover your pillow is covered with hair
Or ought not to be there?
Well, ladies and gentlemen,
From now on you can waken at ease!
You need never again have a worry or care
I will show you a miracle, marvelous, rare
Gentleman, you are about to see something
Wot rose from the dead!
On the top of my head
T'was Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir,
That's what did the trick, sir
True, sir, true
Was it quick sir?
Did it in a tick, sir
Just like an elixir
Ought to do!
How about a bottle mister?
Only costs a penny guaranteed.
Does Pirelli's
Stimulate the growth, sir?
You can have my oath, sir
'Tis unique.
Rub a minute
Stimulatin', i'nt?
Soon you'll have to thin it
Once a week!
Pardon me ma'm what's that awful stench?
Are we standing near an open trench?
(said with Sweeney)
Pardon me sir what's that awful stench?
(said with Lovett)
Must be standing near an open trench.
Buy Pirelli's
Miracle Elixir
Anything more slick, sir, soon sprouts curls.
Try Pirelli's
When they see how thick, sir
You can have your pick, sir
Of the girls!
Wanna buy a bottle misses?
What is this?
What is this?
Smells like piss
Smells like, ew!
What is this? This is piss. Piss with ink
I wouldn't touch it if i was you, dear
Let pirelli's activate your roots, sir
Keep it off your boots, sir, eats right through
Yes get pirelli's use a bottle of it
Ladies seem to love it
Flies do too.
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