Question Game

NOELLE [spoken]:
Just ask me a question!

CRAIG [spoken]:
Um, what's your favourite colour?

NOELLE [sung]:
I'm fond of black
Something about how all the light is absent
I dig it

CRAIG [sung]:
Cool

NOELLE [spoken]:
Okay. My turn.

[sung]:
Why are you here?

CRAIG:
'Cause I'm depressed I guess
I mean, depressed or suicidal
I think, I mean I think that I am
I practically jumped off the Brooklyn Bridge.

NOELLE:
Cool

[spoken]:
Your turn.

CRAIG [spoken]:
Oh, yeah. Right, um...

[sung]:
What's your favourite band?

NOELLE:
Now that's an unfair question

CRAIG:
You asked if I was suicidal

NOELLE:
I asked why you were here
You mentioned suicide all on your own.

CRAIG:
Touché

NOELLE:
Don't get annoyed
The Pixies or Pink Floyd.

[spoken]:
And...!

CRAIG [spoken]:
Yeah?

NOELLE [sung]:
NWA.

CRAIG:
No way!

NOELLE [spoken]:
Way! Okay, okay. My turn. Uh... what are your hobbies?

CRAIG:
Oh, uh... I don't know. I used to really love drawing when I was a kid. I don't know why I stopped.

[sung]:
All in all, I guess life got in the way
I'm not sure what that means
Generic life excuses, when the truth is
Drawing makes me happy.

[spoken]:
What makes you happy?

NOELLE:
Dusk.

CRAIG:
D-dusk.

NOELLE:
Dusk.

CRAIG:
That's it. No explanation.

NOELLE:
Nnnnnope. I'm having fun.

CRAIG:
Yeah, me too.

NOELLE:
Well, I will see you tomorrow. For arts and crafts.

CRAIG:
It's a date!

NOELLE:
Ooooh!

CRAIG:
That-that's not what I meant.

[sung]:
Isn't it sad that nobody takes the time
To make a first impression
Isn't it cool, how somebody takes the time
To laugh with my depression
Isn't it weird, a smile can break through
When you're used to one expression
Isn't it weird.

NOELLE:
So...?

CRAIG [spoken]:
Soooooo?

[sung]:
Your turn to ask a question:D

NOELLE:
Oh, I thought you'd never ask! Okay. I've been dying to ask you all morning:

[sung]:
What's your middle name?

CRAIG [spoken]:
Oh, Jesus Christ.

NOELLE:
Jesus Christ? Your parents must think highly of you.

CRAIG:
Pass!

NOELLE [spoken]:
You can't pass! C'mon, tell me. Is it embarrassing?

CRAIG:
You already asked your question.

NOELLE [sung]:
Come on! I'm sure it's fine
What if i tell you mine?

CRAIG:
You go first.

NOELLE [spoken]:
Then you?

CRAIG:
Okay.

NOELLE:
Okay. My middle name is Lindsay.

CRAIG:
Wait, really?

[sung]
Mine too

NOELLE:
No!

CRAIG [spoken]:
Yeah.

NOELLE:
Oh my god!

CRAIG:
It's a family name!

NOELLE:
It's your turn to ask a question, ~Lindsay~.

CRAIG:
Oh, okay! Well, I'm bringing out the heavy artillery for this one.

[sung]:
Seinfeld or Friends?

NOELLE [sung]:
Now that's my kind of question
Those shows are like, my favourite ever
It kind of, just depends

CRAIG [spoken]:
You have to pick one.

NOELLE:
Okay, I guess Friends

HUMBLE [spoken]:
No, no, no. Seinfeld is the only right answer here. It's Seinfeld. You kids don't know.

SMITTY [spoken]:
Humble, why don't we agree to disagree?

HUMBLE:
You're wrong, Danny.

CRAIG:
My name's Craig!

BOBBY [spoken]:
Hey, Chuck! Kinda hard to craft it up over here with all the flirting.

CRAIG:
Thanks, Bobby!

CRAIG and NOELLE [sung]:
Isn't it sad that nobody takes the time
To make a new connection
Isn't it weird how learning about someone
Becomes a new obsession
Isn't it cool how much we learn
If we only ask a question
Isn't it weird.

CRAIG [spoken]:
Your turn.

NOELLE [spoken]:
Okay. Do you think I'm gross-looking?

CRAIG:
What? No. I think you look awesome.

NOELLE:
Your turn.

CRAIG:
Okay, how did you get those scars on your face? Uh, you don't have to answer that, I'm sorry.

NOELLE:
My turn. Have you ever had a confetti fight?

CRAIG and NOELLE [sung]:
Woah
Woah
Woah
Woah

CRAIG [spoken]:
Oh, uh, hey. I-I'm sorry if I went--

NOELLE [spoken]:
You're cool. And cute. We should hang out more.

CRAIG [sung]:
Cool