Tsutomeru Real

Tsutomeru riaru
Choujikan suwatteru dake
Jishou desuku man ni-juu-kyuu no danshi
Kanojo nante inai desu yo, hai
Teiji taisha wa dekiru kedo
Betsu ni nanika shitai wake janai kara
Main-suiipaa de mata don!
Joushi no hanage ippon nukeba ii koto aru ka nante kangaetetara matamata don!
「suimasen.」「dakara suimasen!」「hontou suimasen!!」
「nanika saasen.」 Yooshi kore de ikou.

Mou yamechaou
Yamechaou tte omotte san-nen tatta kyou
Yamechaou yamechaou
Demo hontou wa koi kurai shitakatta

Aiso nai desuku-wuman no mii-chan ga
Megane hazushiteta no mita kedo ore wa ari
Aiso ii kyaria-wuman no chii-chan wa
Nani ka B-sen kidotteru kara ore teki ni nashi
Kekkyoku ore wa fumajime de, majime butteru yatsu ga kirai desu
Demo ienakute mata don!
「suimasen.」「dakara suimasen!」
「hontou suimasen!!」「nanika saasen.」
Yappa kore shika nai ka

Mou yamechaou
Yamechaou tte omotte san-nen tatta kyou
Yamechaou yamechaou
Demo hontou wa koi kurai shitakatta
Yameru to omou to ibasho ga nakunatte shimai sou de
Naze da ka yarusenai kimochi ni natte shimatta nda

Aa, hontou wa manga no yomisugi datta no kamo shirenai
Hontou wa eiga no misugi datta no kamo shirenai

Demo ano joushi no hanage to chii-chan no
B-sen kidori o omoidashitara kekkyoku iya ni naru shi,
Nannara 「saasen.」 Tte itta toki no joushi no hannou wa mitai shi,
Kekkyoku ore wa manga mo eiga mo suki datte koto da naa

Mou yamechaou
Yamechaou tte omotte san-nen tatta kyou
Yamechaou yamechaou
Mou nanka dou demo yoku natta
Dou demo ii hazu nanoni mata yarusenakutte
Baka da na baka da na tte omotte shousetsu o hiraita