A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes

1. Hey girl
I know that as a kid you never got to see that boy band concert on pay-per-view
But it's OK
Cause I'm here now
And I'm all the boy band you'll ever need.

Oh-oh-oh-oh

Girl, I know things haven't always been so easy for you
Kids were mean, and your daddy walked right out the door too
Maybe we should have a session, address your anxiety and depression
Cause I got a funny feeling if we do.

[Chorus:]
Baby, you can kiss all your childhood traumas goodbye
You're never gonna miss all that stress you've been keeping inside
All your psychological problems
Girl, we're gonna solve them
‘Cause we're not just a boy band made up of four Joshes
We're also a team of licensed mental health professionals.

[Verse 2]
We'll help you understand the reason that your mom made you sad
And why every man you date is just
A stand-in for your dad
You'll stop revisiting your fears
Once we wipe away your tears.
Trust us, girl, your prognosis isn't bad.

[Chorus]

Trained in cognitive behavioral therapy
With specialties in
Personality and sleep disorders
And love.