The Sexy Getting Ready Song

Hey, Josh I want to look good for you tonight
So I'm gonna get in touch
With my feminine side.

Uh, it's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
I'm primpin' and pluckin'
I'm brushin' and rubbin'
The sexy getting-ready song.

First I make
Everything shiny and smooth.

Oh, yeah
Cause I want my body
To be so soft for you
Bye-bye, skin.

I'm gonna make this night (screams)
One you'll never forget.

Ass blood

Cause, boy, I know you like
An hourglass silhouette.

Ah Let's see how the guys get ready.

It's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
I'm fluffin' and flouncin'
I'm gigglin' and layin'
Sexy getting-ready song.

Hey, look - hop on my dick
With that tight little dress
Then turn that ass around
Like you're trying to impress them.

God, what
This is how you get ready? This is some...
This is horrifying, like a scary movie or something
Like some nasty-ass patriarchal bullshit
You know what? I got to go apologize to some bitches
I'm forever changed after what I just seen.

It's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song
It's the sexy getting-ready song
Body rolls are really hard
It's the sexy getting-ready song
The sexy getting-ready song.

I'm gonna whisper your dick hard
Whisper your dick hard.

The sexy getting-ready song.