We Tapped That Ass

I banged you here
I nailed you there
And on this couch
And on this chair
In the doorway...
The hallway...
On every stair
We tapped that ass all over this house
Sometimes him, sometimes me
Though never simultaneously
But one of us was hittin' it, usually
We tapped that ass all over this house.

You'll never escape us
'Cause we live in your head
Just two swell dudes that you screwed
Here...
And here...
And there...
And here...

And even occasionally in your bed
That bed is really uncomfortable
Right? It's like a prison cot
On the stove...
Over the sink...

And sort of in the fridge one time I think
And then we hit the back patio
That's where we hit your back pati
OHHHHH!
We tapped that ass all over this house!
How many times did we tap that behind
Well, let's estimate
On an average day, I would have to say
Mmm... a-5, 6, 7, 8!
What? Too cheeky?
Hey, does this ring a bell?
A little to the left...
Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right...
Oh, oh, wait, wait, back to the left...
Right there, right there
Wait, no, you're doing it wrong! I'll do it myself!
Barkeep, what's on tap?
It's me. And my ass
Ooh, sounds refreshing!
On the table you were willing and able
On the ottoman you took a lotta man
And on the safe in the closet I made a deposit
I also tapped that ass all over this house!
Let's wrap this up with a big finish!

But where should we finish?
Please not on my chest...
No, you'll scratch it!
On the accent wall
On the bathroom floor
You didn't care where
You just wanted more.

How much more tappin' could one ass endure
We tapped that ass (tapped that ass)
We tapped that ass (tapped that ass)
We tapped that ass all over this house!