Sex Toys (Demo)

Look at my sex toys!
My sex toys!
I've got all the best sex toys!
When you've got these you don't need boys!
'Cause mama's got all the best sex toys!
What you need?
Something to make you point your feet?
Something to make you go 'hee hee' from the inside of your panties?
If you like a big thing I got 'em!
Check out the behemoth with the rock hard scrotum!
If you like the little thing
You know i've got that too
A tiny zapper for the front
A teeny plug for the caboose!
Check out my sex toys, my sex toys!
I've got all the best sex toys!
From the Honda to the Tesla
To the Rolls Royce!
Mama's got all the best sex toys!
What gets you off?
A King Cobra big and long?
Gonna bite you till' you cum
Than beg for the venom.
Now if you want a quick fix
For that drip, drip, drip
Put this Hemi on eleven
Flick that bean right up to heaven!
With my sex toys, my sex toys!
I've got all the best sex toys!
The pink into the secret blue and turquoise!
Mama's got all the best sex toys!
This ones called "The Uzi"
'Cause it's an actual Uzi!
It's gun that you can slide right into your coo-oo-zie!
Just because you like it
Doesn't make you a floozy!
Oopsie!
Look at me, I'm getting all dizzy see!
So excited I can't see,
Now if you wanna feel like me,
Grab your pocket poo-oo-kie
Buy a ceramic coo-oo-kie
That's more than just for your pussy!
Look at my sex toys!
My sex toys!
Everything you need to make that 'uh' noise!
Gonna make you E.E. Cummings
Like W.E.B. Du Bois!
Mama's got all the best sex toys!