We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now

We should definitely not have sex right now
We should definitely not have sex right now
It would complicate the situation
It's the adult thing to not have sex right now
We have the common sense not to have sex right now.

I need time to reflect
And I'm in a really weird place
It feels so good to be having sex right now
It's so good to be having sex right now
What makes it so good is we just said
We shouldn't be having sex right now
But now we can't stop having sex right now
I mean, it would be weirder to stop having sex
Such a good point, we might as well just finish.

We should definitely not have sex again
We should definitely not have sex again
What are we, bonobos in a tree?

There's no reason to have sex again
But I'll be ready to go again in ten.

Okay, what if we say this is the last sex night?
It's like in movies when robbers do one last heist
'Cause tonight will be our last sex heist
But then again, those movies always get a sequel.