Ping Pong Girl

- Vincent Rodriguez III (2017)

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You are listening to the song Ping Pong Girl by Vincent Rodriguez III, writer by Adam Schlesinger;Rachel Bloom;Jack Dolgen;Dan Gregor in album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2). The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.

Album: Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2).

George's Turn - Danny Jolles
Remember That We Suffered - Patti LuPone
Greg's Drinking Song - David Hull
Triceratops Ballet (Medley) - Gabrielle Ruiz
Friendtopia - Gabrielle Ruiz
Let's Have Intercourse - Scott Michael Foster
Ping Pong Girl - Vincent Rodriguez III
Thought Bubbles - Vincent Rodriguez III
Duh! - Vincent Rodriguez III
We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now - Rachel Bloom
We'll Never Have Problems Again - Rachel Bloom
We Tapped That Ass - Rachel Bloom
Who's The New Guy? - Danny Jolles
What A Rush To Be A Bride - Donna Lynne Champlin
Maybe This Dream - Donna Lynne Champlin
I'm Just A Girl In Love - Rachel Bloom
So Maternal - Rachel Bloom
Love Kernels - Rachel Bloom
I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise) - Santino Fontana
Santa Ana Winds (Part 1-5) - Eric Michael Roy
The Math Of Love Triangles - Andrew Pirozzi
It Was A Shit Show (Clean Version) - Santino Fontana
You're My Best Friend (And I Know I'm Not Yours) - Pete Gardner
It Was A Shit Show (Explicit) - Santino Fontana
Man Nap - Burl Moseley
(Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick - Rachel Bloom
Make Makeover - Rachel Bloom
Period Sex - Rachel Bloom
Rebecca's Reprise - Rachel Bloom
Thought Bubbles (Reprise) - Brittany Snow
Sex Toys (Demo) - Jack Dolgen
It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche (Demo) - Jack Dolgen
Trent Is Getting Ready Song - Paul Welsh
Santa Ana Winds 6A.M. (Demo) - Rachel Bloom
Stuck In The Bathroom - Vella Lovell
I'm Just A Girl In Love (Demo) - Adam Schlesinger
Research Me Obsessively - Brittany Snow
Rebecca's Reprise (Demo) - Rachel Bloom
You Go First - Donna Lynne Champlin

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Lyrics

Whoa!
Yeah!
Ok!
Hey!

Whoa!
Bros!
Beer!
Sports!

When she walked into the ping pong hall
Casually tossing a ping pong ball
I could tell she's the most perfect girl
Who's ever existed!
Dude!

Aw man, look at her pong that ping!
When she plays she doesn't care
If anyone's watching!
She does it for herself
And that puts my fears to rest!
Bro!

After each rally, she chugs beer
Instead of water!
She's so aloof, it borders on cold
And that's what makes me want her!

Ping pong Girl!
She's so independent!
This fantasy beats out flight attendant!
She's playing ping pong on her own terms
So I'm the pursuer!

Ping pong Girl!
Her forehand is a jet stream!
And her backhand's right out of a sex dream!
And that's the best messy bun I've ever seen in the world!
My p-p-ping-pong girl!

Girl!
Girl!
Dudes sing these kinds of
Songs!
Whoa!
Bro!
Sega!
Jock itch!

When she serves the ball
Look how she throws it
She's so hot
But she doesn't know it!
She probably just found that outfit laying around!
[Like in the trash!]

Look at her skill on the ping-pong...uh, court?
Nothing's hotter than a chick who's good at sports!
Whoa! She scored 1,000 points!
I think I love her!
[That's a lot of points!]

Ping-pong shows that she has control over her body!
But it doesn't threaten my masculinity like basketball or hockey!
Ping-pong girl!

She's like Serena or Venus!
Just watching her swing affects my penis!
You know us dudes we love to talk about our penises!
[Our penises!]
Ping-Pong girl!

She is so indifferent!
It makes me want a tangible commitment!
She and I should give a 30 year mortgage a whirl!
My p-p-ping-Pong girl!

Girl!
Girl!
Girl!
Marriage!
Girl!
Girl!

Let's share a Costco card!

Girl!
Girl!
Girl!