Greg's Drinking Song
- David Hull (2017)You are listening to the song Greg's Drinking Song by David Hull, writer by Adam Schlesinger;Jack Dolgen;Rachel Bloom in album Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Original Television Soundtrack (Season 2). The highest quality of audio that you can download is flac . Also, you can play quality at 32kbps, view lyrics and watch more videos related to this song.
- George's Turn - Danny Jolles
- Remember That We Suffered - Patti LuPone
- Greg's Drinking Song - David Hull
- Triceratops Ballet (Medley) - Gabrielle Ruiz
- Friendtopia - Gabrielle Ruiz
- Let's Have Intercourse - Scott Michael Foster
- Ping Pong Girl - Vincent Rodriguez III
- Thought Bubbles - Vincent Rodriguez III
- Duh! - Vincent Rodriguez III
- We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now - Rachel Bloom
- We'll Never Have Problems Again - Rachel Bloom
- We Tapped That Ass - Rachel Bloom
- Who's The New Guy? - Danny Jolles
- What A Rush To Be A Bride - Donna Lynne Champlin
- Maybe This Dream - Donna Lynne Champlin
- I'm Just A Girl In Love - Rachel Bloom
- So Maternal - Rachel Bloom
- Love Kernels - Rachel Bloom
- I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise) - Santino Fontana
- Santa Ana Winds (Part 1-5) - Eric Michael Roy
- The Math Of Love Triangles - Andrew Pirozzi
- It Was A Shit Show (Clean Version) - Santino Fontana
- You're My Best Friend (And I Know I'm Not Yours) - Pete Gardner
- It Was A Shit Show (Explicit) - Santino Fontana
- Man Nap - Burl Moseley
- (Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick - Rachel Bloom
- Make Makeover - Rachel Bloom
- Period Sex - Rachel Bloom
- Rebecca's Reprise - Rachel Bloom
- Thought Bubbles (Reprise) - Brittany Snow
- Sex Toys (Demo) - Jack Dolgen
- It's Not Difficult To Define Miss Douche (Demo) - Jack Dolgen
- Trent Is Getting Ready Song - Paul Welsh
- Santa Ana Winds 6A.M. (Demo) - Rachel Bloom
- Stuck In The Bathroom - Vella Lovell
- I'm Just A Girl In Love (Demo) - Adam Schlesinger
- Research Me Obsessively - Brittany Snow
- Rebecca's Reprise (Demo) - Rachel Bloom
- You Go First - Donna Lynne Champlin
Lyrics
Gather ye 'round and I'll tell you a tale
Of all the great times I've had with an ale
There's joy and there's glory, more than you can think
Yes, this is what happens to me when I drink!
I pee my pants! My pants! I pee my pants
I get up from the bar to find pee on my pants!
I say it's water, but all it takes is a glance
For people to realize I peed my pants!
Wow, I did not know it was that bad.
Yes, wine can be fun—white, rosé and red
'Till I call up my boss to say I wish he was dead
Chase down the regret with some gin for good luck
Then steal my cousin Jim's landscaping truck.
Drive home then
I puke on my cat, my cat! I puke on my cat
I fall through the doorway and puke on my cat
Poor little Bruno did not expect that
I try for the toilet but puke on my cat!
While some can enjoy a scotch with a steak
Or one glass of wine, then they're barely awake
For me it's much different what happens when
I try to have one, it just turns into ten
And then...
I fly a plane, a plane! I fly a plane
I knock on the cockpit shouting, "I'll fly this plane!"
We emergency landed, the TSA came
Now I'm banned from Southwest 'cause I try to fly planes!
Everybody!
He has sex with a bush, a bush! He has sex with a bush!
That wasn't a woman?
No it was a bush!
It had twigs and leaves 'cause it was a bush!
That's where that scar comes from!
From sexing a bush!
But he's breaking the cycle and making a push!
He's quitting his drinking
And saving his pants and his cat and Southwest and Jim's truck
And my car
My car too!
And a bush!
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