Settle For Me (Acapella Version)

When we're together
I feel so grand
My heart goes tippity-tap-tap-tap
When I hold your hand
But I know there's another guy
You fancy more
So, even though
I'm not the one you adore
Why not...

Settle for me
Darling, just settle for me
You'll have to agree
We make quite a pair
I know I'm second place in this game
But like two-percent milk or seitan beef
I almost taste the same.

Settle for me
Come on and settle for me
Say yes or no before I choke on all this swallowed pride
I have no problem being picked out from the bottom
If he's your broken condom, I'm Plan B!
So lower those expectations and settle for me.

Cause I'm totally OK with this

Settle for me, babycakes
Just settle for me, schmoopy-pie
Can't you see the light?
Cookie tits, I'm so bereft
Demeaning terms are all I have left
Of my masculinity.

Little girl
Don't make me feel like a little girl
Exposed and raw
Whose boobs can't even fill a training bra
I don't like where the trainer's thought is going.

Settle for me, I settle for you
Settle for me, you're selling pass the clothes
He's a fantasy, that's fact I get
Yes, Josh is a dream, but I'm right here
In flesh and blood and self-hate
So settle for me
In a sad way, darling, it's fate.

[Dance break]

I don't expect much sex

[Dance break]

You step up, too
Solange to Beyoncé
Not asking to be your fiancé
Just asking you to consider just for tonight
Or maybe for the rest of our life
That was too much, sorry
To settle for me!