School Song

My mummy says I'm a miracle
My daddy says I'm his special little... guy
I am a princess
And I am a prince
Mum says I'm an angel
Mum says I'm an angel
Mum says I'm an angel.

And so you think you're able
To survive this mess by being a prince or a princess
You will soon see there's no escaping tragedy
And even if you put in heaps of effort
You're just wasting energy
'Cause your life as you know it is ancient history
I have suffered in this jail
Have been trapped inside this cage for ages
This living 'ell
But if I try I can remember
Back before my life had ended
Before my happy days were over
Before I first heard the pealing of the bell
Like you, I was curious
So innocent I asked a thousand questions
But unless you want to suffer, listen up
And I will teach you a thing or two
You listen here, my dear
You'll be punished so severely if you step out of line
And if you cry it will be double
You should stay out of trouble
And remember to be extremely careful.

Why? (Y)
Why?
Why? Did you hear what he said?
Just you wait for phyS-ED! (Z)
What's phys-ed?
Physical education!
It's the Trunchbull's speciality
My mummy says I'm a miracle. Ahh!
My daddy says I would be the teacher's pet! Ahh!

School is really fun, according to my mum. Ahh!
Dad said I'd learn the alphabet!
The alphabet? You've gotta learn to listen up, kid.

And so you think you're A-ble (A)
To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. (B)
You will soon (C) see there's no escaping trageDy. (D)
And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, (E,F)
You're just wasting enerGy, (G)
'Cause your life as you know it is "aitcH"-ent history. (H)
I have suffered in this Jail, (I,J)
I've been trapped inside this (K) cage for ages,
This living 'eLl. (L)
But if I try I can remeMber, (M)
Back before my life had eNded, (N)
Before my happy days were Over, (O)
Before I first heard the Pealing of the bell. (P)
Like you, I was (Q) curious,
So innocent I (R) asked a thousand questions
But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up (S)
And I will Teach you a thing or two. (T)
YoU listen here, my dear, (U)
You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. (V)
And if you cry it will be (W) double
You should stay out of trouble
And remember to be eXtremely careful. (X)

WhY? (Y)
Why?
Why? Why? Did you hear what we said?
Just you wait for phys-ed! Just you wait for phys-ed. (Z)
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X.
Why, why, why, why, why, why, why?
Just you wait for phy-Zed!